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Florida Man B&E
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:07 pm
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Florida man was arrested this week after breaking into another man's home to cook himself breakfast
quote:This Marine's been watching way to much Dane Cook comedy specials.
the suspect was identified as Gavin Crim, 19, a Marine
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The suspect then proceeded to cook – and eat – his food
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When confronted by the resident, the suspect told the victim to "go back to sleep."
'Nothing to see here' was the wrong approach Gavin. The least he could of done is offer the man his own bacon. A true hardened egg robber would of played this off like the home owner was dreaming.
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Officials with the sheriff's office said that Crim confessed to breaking into the home, but it is unclear what his motivation was.
WTF the motivation was still hot when yall showed up.
Sheriff's office is doing top notch work.
Florida Man B&E
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:08 pm to farmertiger
"You ready for a B&E?"


This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:16 pm to farmertiger
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When confronted by the resident, the suspect told the victim to "go back to sleep."
Boss
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:00 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
At 19, with a B&E charge, he will not be a Marine much longer.
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