re: Facebook Flags "hoe" From Garden Group Page

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Well, you can’t make housewives out of them.

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You know, I heard about this guy, he owned this factory where they’d make heavy machinery.
He married this stripper, and she was constantly cheating on him. They fought all the time. Well time goes by, dude buys this big piece of heavy equipment, From his factory.

Digs a big pool with it. Then people realize they haven’t heard from the wife in a while. Investigation starts. The last footage they have of them together is him taking her into the smelting shop one night.

So they search the factory, top to bottom, can’t find her. So then they think about the pool. They’ve got him.
They drain the pool, bust up all the concrete, dig up the ground under it. Can’t find a trace of her. They have to let the guy go.

Here’s a pic of him.


Moral of the story:

You can’t make a housewife out of a hoe, but you can make a hoe out of a housewife.