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Driving Home
Posted on 12/27/15 at 2:26 am
Posted on 12/27/15 at 2:26 am
Went to Universal today (zero sutble brag, these places arse rape you). I despise the FL interstates, there is no consistency, people brake randomly and wreak on a straight line at 80 mph, and everyone is either from the NE, or fricking Cleveland. On the way home, I asked my guy to take "back roads" (stop the dirty thoughts) and all was well. We reached a Hispanic/Latino (which is the current terminology?) town 20 miles away from our home. We are driving 30 through the town, all of a sudden he slams on his brakes. A black man, who was clearly unstable and looked like something from a nightmare, attempts to run in front of the truck, arms spread eagle, not asking for help, just laughing crazily.
TLDR. We almost ran over an elderly minority because he was clearly desiring death.
TLDR. We almost ran over an elderly minority because he was clearly desiring death.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 2:29 am to liz18lsu
Clearly he wanted to motorboat you baw.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 2:30 am to liz18lsu
What kind of shape were his knuckles in?
ETA: You neglected to include Orientals and A-Rabbs in your racially diverse tale.
And kudos for the excellent defensive driving by your driver. Glad you are safe.
ETA: You neglected to include Orientals and A-Rabbs in your racially diverse tale.
And kudos for the excellent defensive driving by your driver. Glad you are safe.
This post was edited on 12/27/15 at 2:34 am
Posted on 12/27/15 at 2:44 am to Bullfrog
Thanks Bullfrog. I think he was half asleep, after that, he is trying to make me watch any humorous video he can find. I am making him watch "When the Levy Breaks" by LZ and "Swamp Song" by tool.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 2:47 am to liz18lsu
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TLDR. We almost ran over an elderly minority because he was clearly desiring death.
Almost doesn't count. Try harder next time.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 8:31 am to liz18lsu
In Baton Rouge, all those things happen all day, every day.
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