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re: Does your family have any inside jokes or sayings?
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:14 am to facher08
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:14 am to facher08
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If it hurts when you do that, don't do that
Yup. Same here.
If I ask dad, "Hey what are you up to?"
He replies in terms of his weight, "bout 210-215."
This post was edited on 10/26/16 at 9:17 am
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:15 am to OweO
Do they all laugh with you, or at you?
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:36 am to Scooba
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We quote movies and tv a lot
My brother and I do this every day through texts.
When we get together for holidays, my parents have no idea what we are talking about because we are having conversations using movie and tv quotes
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Scooba
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:47 am to LSUweights
Mom and I go back and forth. Dad gave up a long time ago. 
Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:05 am to Scooba
Anytime we are at a urinal pissing or take a piss while fishing, "that water is cold" to which the reply is "and deep"
Used to happen as a kid and I didn't understand how it could be cold and deep since my pecker didn't touch the water. I think I was 16 when I finally got it
Used to happen as a kid and I didn't understand how it could be cold and deep since my pecker didn't touch the water. I think I was 16 when I finally got it
Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:27 am to carlsoda
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Used to happen
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how it could be cold and deep since my pecker didn't touch the water
Subtle brag.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:39 am to Scooba
My uncle when referring to a more dense black population: "It gets dark on that side of town a little earlier"
My mom and dad used to bust out laughing in the car every time they would see a "slippery when wet" sign on the road. I never knew why until I got older and found out that it was a way to describe.....you know.
As an inside joke....to myself....sometimes I think, in regards to one of my kids "how did you get so fricking dumb?"
My mom and dad used to bust out laughing in the car every time they would see a "slippery when wet" sign on the road. I never knew why until I got older and found out that it was a way to describe.....you know.
As an inside joke....to myself....sometimes I think, in regards to one of my kids "how did you get so fricking dumb?"
Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:56 am to Gr8t8s
My uncles and i have nicknames and we say a lot of austin powers and American pie quotes, like this one time at band camp
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:00 am to Gr8t8s
My dad would tell me I was just shoveling shite in the sea.
When mom was nearby he would just tell me to try harder.
When mom was nearby he would just tell me to try harder.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:01 am to mailman
My ex and I used to say in a real girly/gay voice "Hey hey hey, I'm here to buy something" because we hear a lady say it at a garage sale once.
Anytime my kids ask where we are going I always clap my hands three times and say "Mermaid forest" because it was on Dora one time. This has been going on for years.
Anytime my kids ask where we are going I always clap my hands three times and say "Mermaid forest" because it was on Dora one time. This has been going on for years.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:09 am to Scooba
You can't handle the truth to each other.
And
The early worm gets the bird.
And
The early worm gets the bird.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:10 am to Scooba
Married into a family with a German name and ancestry. At family reunions it would be said that there are enough Germans here to start a war.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:14 am to Scooba
My dad will often call me at 2 am and scream, "Bail me the frick out of jail, a-hole!"
That's our fun little tradition.
That's our fun little tradition.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:15 am to Gr8t8s
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"how did you get so fricking dumb?"
Mom looks at people acting stupid, regardless of age, and says "some people's children."
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:16 am to MBclass83
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The early worm gets the bird.
I like your thinking. And Gnome, those are great too! Other people will look at yall like you're crazy but it brings the family together for a laugh.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:20 am to PairofDucks
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That's our fun little tradition.
Is it a funny tradition, or do you actually have to bail him out on a regular basis? Either way, I may have to try this some time.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:23 am to Scooba
In ya face!
My wife and son love using this one.
My wife and son love using this one.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:26 am to Scooba
I did a few times, but I don't live in NOLA anymore. My sisters handle it, although he's getting older, so he doesn't get in trouble as much as he used to.
ETA: So...not terribly funny.
ETA: So...not terribly funny.
This post was edited on 10/26/16 at 11:28 am
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:31 am to Scooba
My dad has a tendency to talk around someone when he thinks he's right and they're not. He and my brother were disagreeing over the design of some structure. My dad looks over at me while my brother is trying to explain and says
"He just doesn't get it does he"?
Then immediately followed up with telling my brother
"You don't understand the physical world"
Anytime there's any discussion on any construction both those phrases pop up immediately.
He pulled a funny one on my bro-in-law talking about being able to back up a trailer. Once again talking around the person standing in front of him.
"I know son 2 can back a trailer and son 1 can, but Son-in-law I'm not sure"
Anytime we launch a boat, it gets thrown out there.
"He just doesn't get it does he"?
Then immediately followed up with telling my brother
"You don't understand the physical world"
Anytime there's any discussion on any construction both those phrases pop up immediately.
He pulled a funny one on my bro-in-law talking about being able to back up a trailer. Once again talking around the person standing in front of him.
"I know son 2 can back a trailer and son 1 can, but Son-in-law I'm not sure"
Anytime we launch a boat, it gets thrown out there.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 12:29 pm to Scooba
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