re: Did you mark yourself as safe from flood on FB?

I could not say my house did not burn in the forest fire because the internet went down when the fire hit the town just east.

I can see how loved ones would like to know you are ok, flood or fire.

He'll find you.

Someone else marked me as safe. I wasn't going to do that crap.

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Are people gonna worry about me if I dont say Im ok?

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Reminds me of one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes:

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When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it’s busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say, “Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say their name again. “Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two.” But then if no one answers they’ll just go right on to the next name. “Bush, party of three.” Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shite. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You frickers are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry. That’s a double whammy. Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufresnes.

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