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re: Design an afterlife (no matter what your religion or lack thereof)
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:07 pm to Methuselah
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:07 pm to Methuselah
Heaven is a peaceful death surrounded by loved ones.
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Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:09 pm to zelman
You suck out loud
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:12 pm to zelman
One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
....
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
....
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:15 pm to Methuselah
This pretty much sums it up
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:17 pm to Methuselah
The reason I don't believe in heaven is becuase for it to be great it would have to keep getting upgrades. I mean how "awesome" is heaven if you are up there playing halo on the original xbox 
or watching college football in a 19 inch screen tv.
then you have to ask yourself how does god get the upgraded technology? I mean does Best Buy deliver to heaven? "yeah just put the new ps4 over in Jesus' room" lol
In a perfect heaven, there would be no political ideologies, no racism but can you imagine a world where people who spent their entire lives... democratic or spent their entire lives hating jews, get to heaven and automatically are kosher with all of the jews in heaven lol.
Are there sports teams in heaven? Do like all the dead athletes play sports lol? That would actually be pretty bad arse.
Is there sex in heaven? Is there marriage? IF your wife is in hell lol, do you get to remarry in heaven? If there is no marriage in heaven I can't imagine god letting you just pork random women in heaven lol.
Is there alcohol in heaven? I need something stronger than that bullshite wine jesus made too.
or watching college football in a 19 inch screen tv. then you have to ask yourself how does god get the upgraded technology? I mean does Best Buy deliver to heaven? "yeah just put the new ps4 over in Jesus' room" lol
In a perfect heaven, there would be no political ideologies, no racism but can you imagine a world where people who spent their entire lives... democratic or spent their entire lives hating jews, get to heaven and automatically are kosher with all of the jews in heaven lol.
Are there sports teams in heaven? Do like all the dead athletes play sports lol? That would actually be pretty bad arse.
Is there sex in heaven? Is there marriage? IF your wife is in hell lol, do you get to remarry in heaven? If there is no marriage in heaven I can't imagine god letting you just pork random women in heaven lol.
Is there alcohol in heaven? I need something stronger than that bullshite wine jesus made too.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:18 pm to Methuselah
Well, IMMHO I don't feel that nothingness could ever exist, its just not possible. Worst case scenario this life is just a thought up dream by some other entity, and even if there could ever be a state of nothingness, you'd never know it and it wouldn't matter regardless. its not like you'd just sit in an eternal state of nothing and still be conscious yet thinking to yourself how much it sucks. I can grasp many dif possibilities. Reincarnation makes sense but I have given it some theories in the past ( only x ammount of souls, divided among all species, rise in human populous is result of decrease in others, eventually. Things. Have to balance.) ideally it would be like entering a dream like state where you could manipulate reality, change forms, re visit through your own life, maybe start over in a different time. Maybe everyone takes turns living each others lives just to see if you get the same result.
One cooler theory of mine is your next life ( in another universe) would be upgraded or degraded in quality based upon how you live your current life, up until you finally " get it right", and then reach the ultimate goal, whatever that may be. Way too. Many options, all fun to think about in their own way. All I know is I frikkin love life, even on my shittiest days, and appreciate every second of it, even when I think I deserve better, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I love life so much I don't want to find out what's next, but at the same time I'm not too afraid of it.
One cooler theory of mine is your next life ( in another universe) would be upgraded or degraded in quality based upon how you live your current life, up until you finally " get it right", and then reach the ultimate goal, whatever that may be. Way too. Many options, all fun to think about in their own way. All I know is I frikkin love life, even on my shittiest days, and appreciate every second of it, even when I think I deserve better, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I love life so much I don't want to find out what's next, but at the same time I'm not too afraid of it.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:26 pm to vengeanceofrain
quote:
s there alcohol in heaven? I need something stronger than that bullshite wine jesus made too.
Heaven better have something better than alcohol. Or at least have hangover-free alcohol.
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