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re: CDC: Raw milk caused outbreak

Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4427 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:45 pm to
There are so many things wrong with modern diets but pasteurizing milk isn’t one of them.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133281 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

I tried to find that thread for the guy who asked for it. Didn't have any luck. I'm glad you survived



I couldn't find it either, but did recover this from it.

An Ode To Oysters

The outside’s like a dirty rock,
The inside’s like a loogie,
And it’s been said they’ll help you do,
The horizontal boogie,

They slide right down your gullet,
And all the world is right,
But if you get a bad one,
You’ll be in for one long night,

Their ghosts come out of nowhere,
And knot your guts with pain,
You’ll rush into the bathroom,
Where you’ll struggle and you’ll strain,

Both ends flow forth with evil,
You’ll plead with God and curse,
Nearly lifting off the toilet,
As the oysters do their worst,

You’ll try to leave the porcelain throne,
And pray it’s at an end,
A rumble in your guttiwuts,
You rush right back again,

The toilet looks like modern art,
So violent is the spray,
I only hope for your sake,
You’ve got yourself a bidet,

Cold sweat will drench your brow,
You King of feces holding court,
And if you don’t move quick,
You might be filling up your shorts,

As cursed things course through you,
You count each bathroom tile,
You’ll swear those shells from hell off,
And you’ll keep your word awhile,

So the moral of the story,
If you’re at an oyster bar,
Get them fried or baked or chargrilled,
In the months without an R,

So take it from a man,
Who played a fool and pressed his luck,
When the oysters come for revenge,
Then your arse is proper shucked
Posted by VOLhalla
Knoxville
Member since Feb 2011
4984 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Ever think why they have to ADD Vit D, enrich it, etc?


Fortifying milk with extra vitamin D is a public health initiative to prevent rickets. It’s the same with salt and iodine.

Pasteurizing milk doesn’t destroy the small amounts of natural vitamin D in milk and they don’t add it because of the pasteurizing process

Dumbass
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69699 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:35 am to
I get unpasteurized or vat pasteurized milk, never had any problems.

The reason why it was originally pasteurized was because farmers brought them once we transitioned to a more industrial society. The cows weren’t roaming in good clean environments

Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69699 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:36 am to
bullshite comparison
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