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re: Are you a vegan?
Posted on 8/5/18 at 5:10 pm to tss22h8
Posted on 8/5/18 at 5:10 pm to tss22h8
Every time we have a vegan thread I think of this. It is perfect.
“And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then
And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus”
“And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then
And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus”
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Posted on 8/5/18 at 5:39 pm to tss22h8
Charter Member of PETV: People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables.
Posted on 8/5/18 at 5:59 pm to Sancho Panza
I am the anti-vegan.
Posted on 8/5/18 at 6:12 pm to tss22h8
Say what you want bout vegans. I’m not into that as I think it goes too far, but it’s hard to argue with a 61 year old who looks like this
Posted on 8/5/18 at 6:19 pm to tss22h8
I love animals. They’re delicious.
Posted on 8/5/18 at 6:25 pm to Mike da Tigah
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ay what you want bout vegans. I’m not into that as I think it goes too far, but it’s hard to argue with a 61 year old who looks like this
Because that’s the only 61 year old in shape. No 61 years old that eats meat looks like that....being vegan means you have a mental disorder. They are all annoying, bipolar, and narcissistic that crave attention their daddies didn’t give them
This post was edited on 8/5/18 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 8/5/18 at 6:26 pm to Blind Zebras
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being vegan means you have a mental disorder. They are all annoying, bipolar, and narcissistic that crave attention their daddies didn’t give them
And you snowflakes give them all the attention they desire.
I know a few vegans and they never mention it. The obly people that make a big deal of it are redneck meat eaters with their same ol' tired jokes. Most educated meat eaters couldn't care less.
This post was edited on 8/5/18 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:58 pm to tss22h8
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:03 pm to Zappas Stache
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I know a few vegans and they never mention it.
Then how did you find out?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:06 pm to castorinho
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If I were, I'd have already told you.
More than once.
I like it when the we get the "best response of the thread" out of the way early.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:30 pm to memphis tiger
Estimates of vegans in the U.S. vary from 2% (Gallup, 2012)[138] to 0.5% (Faunalytics, 2014). According to the latter, 70% of those who adopted a vegan diet abandoned it. Top Trends in Prepared Foods 2017, a report by Research and Markets, estimated that "6% of US consumers now claim to be vegan, up from just 1% in 2014."
Don't be a quitter, say NO to veganism....
Don't be a quitter, say NO to veganism....
This post was edited on 8/6/18 at 3:31 pm
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