re: Anybody had their office Christmas party yet?

Ours is this afternoon for office personnel and field superintendents, later this evening for our subcontractors. White elephant exchange between company employees is always... interesting. There is no telling who is going to be the proud owner of an inflatable doll or three-foot dildo at the end of the exchange. At least this year we're making sure there is no helium around for anyone to inflate the blow-up doll!

Dropped my wife and some of her friends off in the Quarter a few hours ago for them to go eat and bar hop to join some bitches down there for office parties later on.
Should be a shitshow when I go pick them up in five or so hours. I did note two of the women were wearing short skirts so I will be trying to look up the skirts as I help their drunk asses get into the car.
I'm like a 15-year-old when it comes to stuff like that.

Many years ago my wife worked for a pretty small little office and they had a sales team that worked with them. Maybe 10 people total. They could party their asses off though.
One year we rented a limo bus and sent across the lake to the Northshore to a new hot restaurant that was just having their soft opening for us that night.
-Guy puked in the corner of the restaurant.
-One guy grabbed a handful of arse of one of the wives and fist were almost thrown.
-Pole dancing by the women on the limo bus back home that night.
-Memory is foggy, but I recall waiting for two women to get out of the restroom and getting impatient so I noticed the antique door lock had a small key hole opening so I peaked in to see what the hell they were doing. Saw bush of one of the hot women. I was not proud of that moment.

One year at a party at the office, I was pulled into a office with my wife and four other woman to judge on if one of the women had fake tits or not. Even got to fill them to verify. They were indeed fake and fabulous.

One year we took a limo downtown that belonged to one of the guys. It was fun with one guy hanging out the sunroof yelling and waiving at everyone in the quarter. Not so fun when the limo broke down and several of us had to push it to the next block to where there was an open spot on the side of the street.
That was the year the boss ordered bottles of Opus One near the end of the meal against the protest of a few of the still sober wives. Back then they were only $250 a bottle. Bossman picked up one bottle to pour a glass only to spill the whole damn bottle on the table. I had to be talked out of not trying to start licking up the wine off the table.

My parties are done with our departments these days and are lame as shite. Used to be they would give nice gifts and invite spouces in addition to having great raffles.
Now it's just employees and the party budget has went way down. Only good thing I guess is they happen during work hours.