Albanian HDTV~ Don´t need it, Need Panoramic Picture to get Mammary Glands In

Albanian TV news is not something you enter lightly. It takes journalistic talent, the ability to pretend Albanian is a real language, and some heaving amount of tits.

The 21-year old Enki Bracaj showed up for her screen test with her massive tubes about to fall out of her top. It was a ten second intro to a news piece on something Albanian nobody cares about, but Bracaj caught the attention of every single literal dick in the building and was hired to do whatever the hell she wanted at the station.

Critics are calling out the ridiculousness of hiring a chick to report the news simply because she has an amazing rack while others are asking the critics if they’ve never ever watched news on TV before. It’s racially diverse male anchors across from big ole tits and crazy white teeth.

This is the natural next step in the evolution of the medium. The perfectly coiffed caublasian and the savvy Albanian chick taking super deep breaths.

BTW, it seems she´s been suspended by her station, as she´s accepted to do a photo shoot with Playboy.