Week 6 kit thread

Siwinston is on suicide watch

What the heckin’ heck mates? We are going with the inkey swagged out Hallouween blacks? This has ruined my entire weekend mates. I might not even be able to get out of bed after this news. Me mum will be highly upset because I’m not doing any choures now. In order to make the best out of this awful situation I might have to bust out my spooky Louis Vuitton high heels for this one! I gotta admit it’s a flattering colour on our ole chap Rattler mates. I might have to heckin’ make a few trips to the bathroom during the game if you foulks knouw what I’m saying!!

Rattler will score 3 goals in this one mates. Remember, Tampa B-town doesn’t have MAGA Tom anymore. I miss him so heckin’ much chaps. I’d do anything to see him fit in those tight football pants again. Oh well, an ole chap can dream can’t he mates?