***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony

It's time for the awards ceremony we've all been waiting for. Let's put out the fires off last year and bring the 2012 season to an offical close in our hearts.



A special thanks to Kafka for putting the nomination thread up months ago and then never coming back to the board. We couldnt do it without you buddy.


You're just like this board's Winnie the Pooh


Also a special thanks to the bean counters St. Aug and Liquid Rabbit. Without them no one would know who won. And no one else wants to do that meticulously annoying task of sifting through this years nomination and voting threads.


What a great year this has been! Corporate greed, bounty programs, suspensions, fire-crotched Hitlers, Spags failures, Brees's INT's, Ingram's oline butt bumps, Ivory's stiff arm heard round the world, Tom Brady getting close to breaking that record, and the endless and fruitless search for a defense...



Cheer up fellow emo-kids. Cause our Boss is Back.



and his boss is back



and they're talking



and laughing.



and no one is safe from the scowl of our fearless leader.



Let's make this short and sweet and easy. Like, say, firing a defensive coordinator.

Please take you seats, drink your drinks, masticate your meals, and we'll begin.