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Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:41 pm to Kafka
I'm honored to just be nominated
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:41 pm to Kafka
Now to present the Erxleben Award for worst poster please welcome the President of Keny- I mean of the United States Barack Hussein Obama:
Thank you. My fellow Keny- er Americans, we are gathered here today to give an award. Not for losing, not for failure -- but for incomplete success. When I look at these posters who so severely lack winning, I see also lack of basic poster rights. We must even the playing field for those who are winning-challenged. In that spirit I am introducing a program in which underprivileged posters may share in the winningness of that 1% of posters at the top -- via a program of post-quality transfer, to be overseen by the new Department of the Innerwebz .
Thank you... And praise Allah.
The Erxleben
To the Worst Poster
And the nominees are:
SuperRemo
ChRxis
huckie
xraytech
alejandro
And the loser is:
ChRXis
Thank you. My fellow Keny- er Americans, we are gathered here today to give an award. Not for losing, not for failure -- but for incomplete success. When I look at these posters who so severely lack winning, I see also lack of basic poster rights. We must even the playing field for those who are winning-challenged. In that spirit I am introducing a program in which underprivileged posters may share in the winningness of that 1% of posters at the top -- via a program of post-quality transfer, to be overseen by the new Department of the Innerwebz .
Thank you... And praise Allah.
The Erxleben
To the Worst Poster
And the nominees are:
SuperRemo
ChRxis
huckie
xraytech
alejandro
And the loser is:
ChRXis
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:43 pm to St Augustine
Josef the minutes of the Politburo Central Committee are top secret
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:43 pm to Kafka
but hes a pharmacist damn it!
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:46 pm to Kafka
quote:
SuperRemo
ChRxis
huckie
xraytech
alejandro
wow what a shitty group of posters
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:53 pm to Kafka
quote:
huckiewin
frick this guy
This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 2/7/12 at 6:01 pm to Kafka
quote:
In that spirit I am introducing a program in which underprivileged posters may share in the winningness of that 1% of posters at the top -- via a program of post-quality transfer, to be overseen by the new Department of the Innerwebz .
Thank you... And praise Allah.
But then we'll all be crappy posters!
*except for me because I have a lot of win to spare
Posted on 2/7/12 at 6:14 pm to Kafka
And now to present the Brees Award for best poster, who else but the first family of New Orleans... The Mannings!
Thank you. Cooper Manning here. I apologize for my brothers not being able to make the awards presentation but they are out spending their millions doing things Rantards can only dream about.
Before we get to the presentaion I remind you that, if for any reason the new titleholder cannot fulfill her reign, the first runner-up will take over.
And now...
The Brees
To the Best Poster
And the nominees are:
Blueslover
tigerinstaugustine
deathvalleydriver
LesterEarl
Saintsfan929612
ThrillHO
Meateye
And the winner is:
Guess
Go on take a guess
Just one guess
Guess motherfricker
OK bitch here it is
Augie was runner-up
We hope you have enjoyed the Second Annual Datty Awards. Please join us next year when we win Super Bowl XLVII in our house and again party with the Lombardi!
Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this thread, without the express written consent of The Academy of Datty Arts And Sciences, is prohibited
Thank you. Cooper Manning here. I apologize for my brothers not being able to make the awards presentation but they are out spending their millions doing things Rantards can only dream about.
Before we get to the presentaion I remind you that, if for any reason the new titleholder cannot fulfill her reign, the first runner-up will take over.
And now...
The Brees
To the Best Poster
And the nominees are:
Blueslover
tigerinstaugustine
deathvalleydriver
LesterEarl
Saintsfan929612
ThrillHO
Meateye
And the winner is:
Guess
Go on take a guess
Just one guess
Guess motherfricker
OK bitch here it is
Augie was runner-up
We hope you have enjoyed the Second Annual Datty Awards. Please join us next year when we win Super Bowl XLVII in our house and again party with the Lombardi!
Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this thread, without the express written consent of The Academy of Datty Arts And Sciences, is prohibited
Posted on 2/7/12 at 6:23 pm to Kafka
props to you 
Posted on 2/7/12 at 6:26 pm to Jones
Thanks Kafka. Now all that's left to do if for whodatfan to post sigs for all the award winners. 
Posted on 2/7/12 at 6:34 pm to BlacknGold
Kafka:
I spit water on my computer screen when i read that.
BlacknGold:
Stop misspelling his name damnit. His name is Chrxis.. its not that hard RX as in prescription get it. Jesus. He's a pharmacist.
quote:
Violence against Undocumented Immigrant Women who have had abortions at gay marriage rallies has increased almost 1.6% in the last ten years. Please help us fight this injustice.
I spit water on my computer screen when i read that. BlacknGold:
quote:
but hes a pharmacist damn it!
Stop misspelling his name damnit. His name is Chrxis.. its not that hard RX as in prescription get it. Jesus. He's a pharmacist.
Posted on 2/7/12 at 6:43 pm to Patrick O Rly
St. Aug:
It’s an honor just to be nominated and in such a close race with the others. Many of you give fine thrusts of optimism, but your fathers should have taught you how the Phalanx of Optimism works. We defend against the pessimistic rantards as a single, impenetrable unit. That is the source of our strength. Each Optimists protects the thread he is in from OP to finish with his posts. A single whiney pathetic post goes unchecked and the Optimism shatters. From OP to end. I am sorry, my friends. But not all of us were made to be optimists. If you want to help Saints Talk clear the board of the bandwagoners and pessimists, help out the ignorant, bring them knowledge. SAINTS TALK, this is where we discuss the Saints. This is where we hand out the DATTY’s. This where rantards and bandwagoners die. Remember this board men, for it will be yours for all time. Give the Trolls nothing, but take from them EVERYTHING.
quote:
9 to 8 to 8 with the spliced vote thrown out by Lenin
It’s an honor just to be nominated and in such a close race with the others. Many of you give fine thrusts of optimism, but your fathers should have taught you how the Phalanx of Optimism works. We defend against the pessimistic rantards as a single, impenetrable unit. That is the source of our strength. Each Optimists protects the thread he is in from OP to finish with his posts. A single whiney pathetic post goes unchecked and the Optimism shatters. From OP to end. I am sorry, my friends. But not all of us were made to be optimists. If you want to help Saints Talk clear the board of the bandwagoners and pessimists, help out the ignorant, bring them knowledge. SAINTS TALK, this is where we discuss the Saints. This is where we hand out the DATTY’s. This where rantards and bandwagoners die. Remember this board men, for it will be yours for all time. Give the Trolls nothing, but take from them EVERYTHING.
This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 2/7/12 at 6:45 pm to Breesus
quote:
Many of you give fine thrusts of optimism
Posted on 2/7/12 at 6:50 pm to BlacknGold
Posted on 2/7/12 at 6:58 pm to Breesus
quote:
but hes a pharmacist damn it!
Stop misspelling his name damnit. His name is Chrxis.. its not that hard RX as in prescription get it. Jesus. He's a pharmacist.
laughing out loud
oh wait, what I meant to say was LOL
Posted on 2/7/12 at 8:40 pm to Kafka
quote:
***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***
quote:
Kafka
Well done, Sir! Very entertaining!
Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:03 pm to Kafka
First rate man. 
I've been busy with work and trip stuff tonight but wanted to commend the datty architect on a tremendous job.
Congrats to the winners and vote getters and here's to a post Super Bowl award show next year.
I've been busy with work and trip stuff tonight but wanted to commend the datty architect on a tremendous job.
Congrats to the winners and vote getters and here's to a post Super Bowl award show next year.
Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:06 pm to St Augustine
oh...and
You stay classy Saints Talk
You stay classy Saints Talk
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