Stripper Name Song-Mexican hat dance parody

From the OT



To the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance, Better know to some of you as the Animaniacs' Nations of the world

Alexis or Destiny, 
Precious or Chastity 
Anything ending with -Lynn 
If you name your princesses 
Something ridiculous 
They'll end up dancing for tens 

Sky, Amber or Mistee 
Weird spellings like "Krystty" 
Neveah, Mariah, Nicole 
If these names sound wise 
Then do not be surprised 
If your daughter shows up on a pole 

Don't try to be witty 
Using names of cities 
Like London, Brooklyn or Paris 
She'll find no princely castle 
She'll tattoo her a-hole 
And give blowjobs in rooms VIP 

Rose, Gertrude or Joyce 
All are much better choices 
Than anything ending in -lee 
She'll be stuck in some trailer 
While balding dudes nail her 
'til she gets Hepatitis C 

Don't name your young ladies 
Lexus or Mercedes 
Or Champagne, Precious or Merlot 
If they're named after cars 
Or drinks you find in bars 
Then you'll doom them to being a ho. 

So parents I'm pleading 
My words please be heeding 
And choose for them sensible names 
Lest your sweet little lass 
Takes big cocks in her arse 
For some meth, twenty dollars and change!