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Songs that make you think of a crazy story...
Posted on 9/7/12 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 9/7/12 at 12:05 pm
I had this old crazy ex uncle who once told this story.
When he was younger maybe early 1970's he was on Bourbon Street with some buddies. They go by a strip club and the door guy pulls them in with promises of midget strippers. This they had to see...
They go in and it's a normal, as normal as a Bourbon St. strip club can be, kinda place. All the while in between dancers the announcer keeps building up the midget strippers.
The time finally arrives, and what do they come out and dance to?
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My uncle said those little girls had their arms swinging 90 mph.
I think of that story every time I hear that song and can't help but literally laugh out loud.
When he was younger maybe early 1970's he was on Bourbon Street with some buddies. They go by a strip club and the door guy pulls them in with promises of midget strippers. This they had to see...
They go in and it's a normal, as normal as a Bourbon St. strip club can be, kinda place. All the while in between dancers the announcer keeps building up the midget strippers.
The time finally arrives, and what do they come out and dance to?
LINK
My uncle said those little girls had their arms swinging 90 mph.
I think of that story every time I hear that song and can't help but literally laugh out loud.
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Posted on 9/7/12 at 12:41 pm to Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 9/7/12 at 3:34 pm to 15sammy34
DMX -- Crime Story
Cute girl. Passenger side. Window down. Make out. Vodka protein shake. drunk driving. No, hammered driving. No, ridiculously hammered driving. No..."dear god why was I driving?". Sevierville? Deal not sealed. Blue balls. Hangover. Oh god make my head stop pounding. Brother. In room. Will he hurt me? No, just wants cigarettes. Not concerned that I'm in bed with his sister. Wow, she must be a real slut. Then why didn't I get any arse? Sure, brother, take some cigs. Bye now.
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Cute girl. Passenger side. Window down. Make out. Vodka protein shake. drunk driving. No, hammered driving. No, ridiculously hammered driving. No..."dear god why was I driving?". Sevierville? Deal not sealed. Blue balls. Hangover. Oh god make my head stop pounding. Brother. In room. Will he hurt me? No, just wants cigarettes. Not concerned that I'm in bed with his sister. Wow, she must be a real slut. Then why didn't I get any arse? Sure, brother, take some cigs. Bye now.
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Posted on 9/7/12 at 3:37 pm to bobbyray21
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Brother. In room.
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Not concerned that I'm in bed with his sister
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