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re: Lizzo coming to Jazz Fest

Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by Delacroix22
Member since Aug 2013
4537 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:21 pm to
Please nuke us
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58319 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Is she gonna bust out her flute?

Figures that pain in the arse attention whore plays flute
Posted by Deplorable Duke
Lousyana
Member since Nov 2016
2619 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:25 pm to
Fats Domino belonged at Jazz Fest, not Fatso.
This post was edited on 1/12/23 at 9:26 pm
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:27 pm to
2-3 people in this thread weigh more than Lizzo. Many others have a spouse, parent, or child that can relate. Louisiana numbers don't lie.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11948 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:29 pm to
Heard she’s going to play the saxophone with the exhaust from when her FUPA shifts.



Eta - Why was this moved to the music board when this is clearly a food board subject?
This post was edited on 1/12/23 at 10:04 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58319 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

2-3 people in this thread weigh more than Lizzo
I don’t shake my 600 lb arse on stage or play the flute
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5510 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:32 pm to
No pics?


Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24693 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 7:35 am to
Damn gonna have to drop attendance limits to make extra room

Fun fact: lizzo weighs about 320 pounds, is medically considered morbidly obese (maybe even super obese) and is sponsored by peloton
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