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"Beef Chalupa"- original Hallelujah parody

Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:14 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:14 am
Beef Chalupa- Hallelujah parody
Sung to the tune of Hallelujah

Well I was hungry late at night
But when I flicked the pantry light
The only thing I saw to eat was tuna
I didn't feel like eating fish
And suddenly, I had one wish
I craved to have myself a beef chalupa

Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa 

I knew that it was bad for me
And that my guts, would not agree
You know how all that fast food goes right through ya
But still I got into my car,
And luckily it wasn't far
My taste buds were all screaming "beef chalupa!"

Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa

I've been to this drive-thru before 
Though each time I regret it more
The speaker crackles "how can I help you-a?"
I place my order once again
She says "your total is $3.10."
So I pay and receive my beef chalupas.

Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa

And so I drive, back to my place
The scent is wafting in my face
I squirt some fire sauce onto my food, ahhh
I grasp it in my fingertips, 
And bring the shell, up to my lips
And sink my teeth into that beef chalupa

Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa

And so now, my meal is through
That same old feeling starts anew
A battle in my bowels like Fallujah
It's not an urge that will subside 
It's like a roller coaster ride
Like a beef-flavored bobsled coursin' through ya

Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Montezuma, comin' through ya 
Montezuma, ragin' through ya
Beef chalupa! Comin' throu-ou-gh ya






This post was edited on 7/17/12 at 7:34 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159116 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:20 am to
quote:

The speaker crackles "how can I help you-a?"

you were doing great until this
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135057 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:22 am to
Admittedly the worst line. I almost put "you, sha?"
Would that have been any better?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:25 am to
Frankly all your B rhymes from that point need serious work

First two verses are fine though
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135057 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:28 am to
They sounded better when I was singing them. I'll admit in writing the exclamatory "ahhs" after were both meant to stay in rhyme, and convey stress. Do you have any suggestions that would make it flow better?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135057 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:34 am to
Changed the fifth verse, a serious improvement IMO.
This post was edited on 7/17/12 at 7:35 am
Posted by Kafka
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Member since Jul 2007
159116 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:37 am to
1. I hope the Chimes East crowd will never boo ya

2. Morris Bart called back, he says he'll sue ya

3. New Generation always tried to jew ya

4. Don't let the aspidistras misconstrue ya

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135057 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:42 am to
Sure, those might stay in rhyme scheme better, but they are either too region specific or don't make any sense.
I realize you are most likely fricking with me, but how would a plant misconstrue anyone?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159116 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:52 am to
Your toenails once were short, but now outgrew ya

Mucinex will never Theraflu ya

The nouveu riche can't help but parvenu ya

The old caretaker -- CAUGHT! So Scooby-Do ya
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135057 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:58 am to
Oh Kafka!
If you are banned I'll TulaneLSU ya
Posted by wilceaux
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2004
13087 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Kafka


Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6196 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 11:12 am to
karoke (sp?) version

i was having a hard time singing over the singer in the other one and the intro was too long. someone came into my office while i was singing it too. i liked it all
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135057 posts
Posted on 7/17/12 at 9:19 pm to
It's not bad for 30 mins of work
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