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"Beef Chalupa"- original Hallelujah parody
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:14 am
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:14 am
Beef Chalupa- Hallelujah parody
Sung to the tune of Hallelujah
Well I was hungry late at night
But when I flicked the pantry light
The only thing I saw to eat was tuna
I didn't feel like eating fish
And suddenly, I had one wish
I craved to have myself a beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
I knew that it was bad for me
And that my guts, would not agree
You know how all that fast food goes right through ya
But still I got into my car,
And luckily it wasn't far
My taste buds were all screaming "beef chalupa!"
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
I've been to this drive-thru before
Though each time I regret it more
The speaker crackles "how can I help you-a?"
I place my order once again
She says "your total is $3.10."
So I pay and receive my beef chalupas.
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
And so I drive, back to my place
The scent is wafting in my face
I squirt some fire sauce onto my food, ahhh
I grasp it in my fingertips,
And bring the shell, up to my lips
And sink my teeth into that beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
And so now, my meal is through
That same old feeling starts anew
A battle in my bowels like Fallujah
It's not an urge that will subside
It's like a roller coaster ride
Like a beef-flavored bobsled coursin' through ya
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Montezuma, comin' through ya
Montezuma, ragin' through ya
Beef chalupa! Comin' throu-ou-gh ya
Sung to the tune of Hallelujah
Well I was hungry late at night
But when I flicked the pantry light
The only thing I saw to eat was tuna
I didn't feel like eating fish
And suddenly, I had one wish
I craved to have myself a beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
I knew that it was bad for me
And that my guts, would not agree
You know how all that fast food goes right through ya
But still I got into my car,
And luckily it wasn't far
My taste buds were all screaming "beef chalupa!"
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
I've been to this drive-thru before
Though each time I regret it more
The speaker crackles "how can I help you-a?"
I place my order once again
She says "your total is $3.10."
So I pay and receive my beef chalupas.
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
And so I drive, back to my place
The scent is wafting in my face
I squirt some fire sauce onto my food, ahhh
I grasp it in my fingertips,
And bring the shell, up to my lips
And sink my teeth into that beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
And so now, my meal is through
That same old feeling starts anew
A battle in my bowels like Fallujah
It's not an urge that will subside
It's like a roller coaster ride
Like a beef-flavored bobsled coursin' through ya
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Beef chalupa, beef chalupa
Montezuma, comin' through ya
Montezuma, ragin' through ya
Beef chalupa! Comin' throu-ou-gh ya
This post was edited on 7/17/12 at 7:34 am
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:20 am to fr33manator
quote:
The speaker crackles "how can I help you-a?"
you were doing great until this
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:22 am to Kafka
Admittedly the worst line. I almost put "you, sha?"
Would that have been any better?
Would that have been any better?
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:25 am to fr33manator
Frankly all your B rhymes from that point need serious work
First two verses are fine though
First two verses are fine though
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:28 am to Kafka
They sounded better when I was singing them. I'll admit in writing the exclamatory "ahhs" after were both meant to stay in rhyme, and convey stress. Do you have any suggestions that would make it flow better?
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:34 am to Kafka
Changed the fifth verse, a serious improvement IMO.
This post was edited on 7/17/12 at 7:35 am
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:37 am to fr33manator
1. I hope the Chimes East crowd will never boo ya
2. Morris Bart called back, he says he'll sue ya
3. New Generation always tried to jew ya
4. Don't let the aspidistras misconstrue ya
2. Morris Bart called back, he says he'll sue ya
3. New Generation always tried to jew ya
4. Don't let the aspidistras misconstrue ya
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:42 am to Kafka
Sure, those might stay in rhyme scheme better, but they are either too region specific or don't make any sense.
I realize you are most likely fricking with me, but how would a plant misconstrue anyone?
I realize you are most likely fricking with me, but how would a plant misconstrue anyone?
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:52 am to fr33manator
Your toenails once were short, but now outgrew ya
Mucinex will never Theraflu ya
The nouveu riche can't help but parvenu ya
The old caretaker -- CAUGHT! So Scooby-Do ya
Mucinex will never Theraflu ya
The nouveu riche can't help but parvenu ya
The old caretaker -- CAUGHT! So Scooby-Do ya
Posted on 7/17/12 at 7:58 am to Kafka
Oh Kafka!
If you are banned I'll TulaneLSU ya
If you are banned I'll TulaneLSU ya
Posted on 7/17/12 at 11:12 am to fr33manator
karoke (sp?) version
i was having a hard time singing over the singer in the other one and the intro was too long. someone came into my office while i was singing it too. i liked it all
i was having a hard time singing over the singer in the other one and the intro was too long. someone came into my office while i was singing it too. i liked it all
Posted on 7/17/12 at 9:19 pm to DLauw
It's not bad for 30 mins of work
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