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re: X Factor season long thread

Posted on 11/23/11 at 9:42 am to
Posted by HerbEaverstinks
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 11/23/11 at 9:42 am to
The host looks totally lost every episode. He has a deer in headlights look on his face like a cross between "WTF am I doing here" and "is this going to turn into Deliverance?" He looks like that little Munster that would hide in the cupboard all the time and acts just like Herman Munster on the stage. That's the weird part for me, I can't get past that. I think it just may be Herman's and Lily's kid, grown up, but I'd have to hear him stomp around and then go "HO HO HO" to be sure.
Posted by SwampDonks
Member since Mar 2008
18342 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 10:12 am to
I think it's pretty safe to say he won't be back next year.
Posted by HerbEaverstinks
Member since Jan 2011
4506 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 10:37 am to
Chris Rene tells us he's now been sober for seven months, and Paula's now been sober for seven minutes! Chris tells us he was in a terrible car accident but it couldn't have been as bad as his performance of Let It Be tonight. If John Lennon were alive, he'd probably kill himself. Chris knows he's bombing so he stops performing his song, breaks the emergency glass and whips out Young Homie to save the day! Chris should just give up trying to sing and do only Young Homie from now on. We'd get Young Homie country version. Maybe we'd get Young Homie big band version too!

Yeah, you gotta wonder when Simon is going to have "Crackbaby Crow" break out "If I Were A Boy" again? Although, the difference in her and Chris is that "Young Homie" was more a of shock from the Trashman than Crow's actual talent wow-factor.

I'm just hoping if they do cut loose Lakota Rain tonight the girls fly off the handle a-la "AssTroll" and start a Lesbian tag fight that rivals even the best of Jerry Springer.

And yes, the brunette is hot, really hot. I was wondering if everybody else thought so, even in a trio of blondes. She's gotta be really hot to out-scald the other three.
Posted by tirebiter
7K R&G chile land aka SF
Member since Oct 2006
10721 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 10:58 am to
The host is totally miscast and turrible. I have to endure this slop every week due to the wife. Josh and Melanie, I like, the rest are back in the pack.

The ultimate irony to me is that, what, after 6 weeks or so the audio quality and vocal tracks during the performances are still fricked up. The contestants' vocals are overshadowed by the music and backup singers. The audio quality on the show is lame at best, no matter if on 6.1 or stereo. The producers can't figure this basic shite out?
Posted by Kappa O line
Lakeshore Dr.
Member since Oct 2007
356 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 11:29 am to
Josh needs to sing Soulshine by Warren Haynes. I think he would crush that song.
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42970 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:02 pm to
Kelly Clarkson's stylist should be fired.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

Kelly Clarkson's stylist should be fired.
absolutley
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42970 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

Josh needs to sing Soulshine by Warren Haynes. I think he would crush that song.


you read my mind!!!! Totally crush it.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:07 pm to
oh shite
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42970 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

And yes, the brunette is hot, really hot. I was wondering if everybody else thought so, even in a trio of blondes. She's gotta be really hot to out-scald the other three.


honestly, I think only one of them is "hot" the rest are really cute. But together as a group, their cuteness is elevated to hotness. if they split up, you would prob just think brunette was kinda cute.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

honestly, I think only one of them is "hot" the rest are really cute. But together as a group, their cuteness is elevated to hotness. if they split up, you would prob just think brunette was kinda cute.
the cheeraleader effect. i think the brunette is the hottest and one of the blondes is amazing to but the other 2 meh
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42970 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:19 pm to
wait a minute, why is nobody singing for their life tonight?
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

wait a minute, why is nobody singing for their life tonight?
they are he just said the lowest will leave and the next 2 lowest will sing for their life
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42970 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:21 pm to
oh ok. I walked out of the room for a sec and came back in and Lakota Rain and Drew were beside the host.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

beside the host.
no way that dude is back next year
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42970 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:28 pm to
The best part of this bruno mars song is the very first verse.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:31 pm to
damn really thought renee was going in the bottom 2
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42970 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:34 pm to
I figured Chris Rene and Astro. But it could be Leroy Bell and Astro. Astro is gonna accuse America of being racist if he gets sent home.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:37 pm to
will astro fly off the hinges
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42970 posts
Posted on 11/23/11 at 7:46 pm to
horseshite! Marcus Canty does not belong in the bottom 2.
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