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re: Underrated "Best quotes in a movie"

Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:44 am to
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:44 am to
Thats a special feeling.
Posted by OnTheBrink
TN
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:44 am to
Jeremy Grey: Do you know what that awareness is, Gloria?

Gloria Cleary: What?

Jeremy Grey: That we're all one. That separateness is an illusion, and that I'm one with everyone - with the Prime Minister of England, and my cousin Harry, you and me, the fat kid from 'What's Happening,' the Olsen twins, Natalie Portman, the guy who wrote 'Catcher in the Rye,' Nat King Cole, Carrot Top, Jay-Z, Weird Al Yankovic, Harry Potter, if he existed, the whore on the street corner, your mother. We're all one.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27167 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:58 am to
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible count... me.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible count... me.



Good, but this trumps it:

If you want your friend to hear you, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that.
Posted by beaver
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:05 pm to
- I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.

-Whose car are we gonna take?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:17 pm to


No matter where you go there you are.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14835 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:19 pm to
Red Eyes, Red Eyes, Red Eyes... I didn't expect to see you so SPOON
Posted by broeho
Atlanta, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
1815 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:19 pm to
"Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?"

-Zoolander

that movie has too many brilliant quotes to name
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14835 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

-Zoolander


You can Derelict my ballz
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52401 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:57 pm to
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?


Gordie: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.



Posted by junior
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2005
2649 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 1:31 pm to
Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of goodness!
- ok not from a movie- but still...

And

You should not drink and bake.


Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 1:31 pm to
"It's so quiet up here, you could hear a mouse get a hard on."

Ernie Souchak (played by John Belushi) in Continental Divide
Posted by beary25
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
1086 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 1:59 pm to
Not a direct quote but paraphrasing.

Dale: Oh no the car battery is dead.

Saul: What do you mean it's dead?

Dale: I mean it's dead, I was listening to talk radio when I fell asleep

Saul: Ah come on man, talk radio? Your car committed suicide.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18853 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

"Why in the hell is your arse so dirty, don't you wipe?

Don't ask questions, you don't want to know the answers to."


Rob Cordry is the man - I use this quote all the time.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 3:21 pm to
- Liking both Marvin Gay and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35651 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 3:43 pm to
rob gordon
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 4:29 pm to
Yes indeed. Great film.

Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58520 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

Hey Dad, you want to have a catch?


Edit: And yes, I think both of these are underrated. Its two of my favorite scenes in movies of all time which never get brought up in conversation of greatest of all time. I don't know any red blooded American male that doesn't tear up a little when Ray asks his dad if he wants to play catch. I'm getting misty just playing the scene in my head.

Who ths frick "has a catch", that line ruined the movie.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12643 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 5:13 pm to
Not really sure what you mean by "Underrated 'Best quotes in a movie,'" but I think you mean quotes that are good that maybe don't get a lot of love because they are in movies in which another quote is more famous.

So, with that in mind, I always loved the line in Harold & Kumar: EFGB when Roldy and Kumar are sitting with President Bush in his ranch, smoking a joint:

George W.: Hahaha, I laced it with blow--
Roldy: Fuuuuuck.
George W.: --so it knocks you and it keeps you going like "POW!"

Roldy's reaction to him finding out the joint is laced with blow makes me laugh every time I think about it.
Posted by NOLAbaby
CumTown
Member since Sep 2013
1758 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 6:17 pm to
"Look, I don't want to get into a semantics argument, I just want the protein"
Grosse Point Blank

"I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, like Orca fat. He was so stressed in the mornings..."
The Usual Suspects

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction haha..."
"On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
"Now a question of etiquette - as I pass do I give you the arse or the crotch?"
"The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger."
"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving vehicle."
"There's always that."
Fight Club is full of gems

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