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Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
Posted on 4/26/09 at 9:38 pm
Posted on 4/26/09 at 9:38 pm
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A few favorites:
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.
BREWSTER'S MILLIONS: Black man abuses line of credit.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
CHINATOWN: Father desires closer relationship with his children.
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills.
DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends.
DELIVERANCE: Tourists experience local hospitality.
FRANKENSTEIN: Scientific advancement proves unpopular with general public.
FREAKS: Acrobat learns value of community.
GLADIATOR: Convict murders head of state.
GONE WITH THE WIND: Rich, white slave owner enjoys getting raped, miscarries.
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
LOLITA: Man encourages step-daughter to take chances.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
METROPOLIS: Efficient society undone by unions.
MILK: Uppity queer dies.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.
PRETTY BABY: Young woman's modeling career encouraged.
PYGMALION: Urchin cured by social betters.
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous.
SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
STAR TREK: Over-sexed officer routinely places crew in danger.
THE CONVERSATION: Paranoid schizophrenic follows worst possible career path.
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY: Nameless drifter kills American soldier over stolen money, hangs friend.
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
THE STEPFORD WIVES: Woman has difficulty adjusting to suburban life.
THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3: Civil servant insults and shoots foreigners.
THE THING: Unexpected visitor imposes on workers, their dogs.
THE UNTOUCHABLES: Murderer indicted on technicality.
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fricked a bum.
VERTIGO: Stalker drives woman to suicide.
WIZARD OF OZ: A young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
A few favorites:
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.
BREWSTER'S MILLIONS: Black man abuses line of credit.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
CHINATOWN: Father desires closer relationship with his children.
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills.
DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends.
DELIVERANCE: Tourists experience local hospitality.
FRANKENSTEIN: Scientific advancement proves unpopular with general public.
FREAKS: Acrobat learns value of community.
GLADIATOR: Convict murders head of state.
GONE WITH THE WIND: Rich, white slave owner enjoys getting raped, miscarries.
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
LOLITA: Man encourages step-daughter to take chances.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
METROPOLIS: Efficient society undone by unions.
MILK: Uppity queer dies.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.
PRETTY BABY: Young woman's modeling career encouraged.
PYGMALION: Urchin cured by social betters.
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous.
SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
STAR TREK: Over-sexed officer routinely places crew in danger.
THE CONVERSATION: Paranoid schizophrenic follows worst possible career path.
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY: Nameless drifter kills American soldier over stolen money, hangs friend.
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
THE STEPFORD WIVES: Woman has difficulty adjusting to suburban life.
THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3: Civil servant insults and shoots foreigners.
THE THING: Unexpected visitor imposes on workers, their dogs.
THE UNTOUCHABLES: Murderer indicted on technicality.
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fricked a bum.
VERTIGO: Stalker drives woman to suicide.
WIZARD OF OZ: A young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
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Posted on 4/26/09 at 9:42 pm to Kafka
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LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
My favorite
Posted on 4/26/09 at 9:50 pm to Kafka
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TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fricked a bum.
Posted on 4/26/09 at 9:53 pm to Kafka
Two Favorites
quote:
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
quote:
WIZARD OF OZ: A young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
Posted on 4/26/09 at 10:42 pm to Kafka
BACK TO THE FUTURE: Teen assumes false identity, saves family by not having sex with his mother.
GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK: Newsmen undo crusading senator, all later contract lung cancer.
GREMLINS: Small town Americans are endangered by unsafe Chinese merchandise.
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: Two aging fathers occasionally escape the obligations of family life in the open country.
THE SHINING: Wife and son keep author from finishing his novel.
HELP!: White Britons disrupt non-Christian religious ceremony.
COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO: Man wins back fiancee through use of identity fraud.
HAPPY DAYS: Period drama in which a charismatic, freeloading greaser inveigles his way into home & lives of wholesome family, leading to feelings of inadequacy in son.
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE: Citizens must bail out incompetent banker.
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY: Man gets a medal for mocking a crippled president.
CASABLANCA: Woman dumps lover at train station, then he dumps her at an airport.
THE AFRICAN QUEEN: Suicide bombers survive and find love.
DRACULA: Addict pursues his addiction until it kills him.
THE LITTLE MERMAID: Nymphomaniac girl temporarily succeeds in mad quest to pry her legs apart.
NORTH BY NORTHWEST: Drunk driver causes several deaths and a plane crash.
CASINO ROYALE: Compulsive gambler is exploited for gain by the British government, then pursued and murdered over his gambling debts.
DR. STRANGELOVE: Russian scientists solve world overpopulation.
GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK: Newsmen undo crusading senator, all later contract lung cancer.
GREMLINS: Small town Americans are endangered by unsafe Chinese merchandise.
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: Two aging fathers occasionally escape the obligations of family life in the open country.
THE SHINING: Wife and son keep author from finishing his novel.
HELP!: White Britons disrupt non-Christian religious ceremony.
COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO: Man wins back fiancee through use of identity fraud.
HAPPY DAYS: Period drama in which a charismatic, freeloading greaser inveigles his way into home & lives of wholesome family, leading to feelings of inadequacy in son.
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE: Citizens must bail out incompetent banker.
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY: Man gets a medal for mocking a crippled president.
CASABLANCA: Woman dumps lover at train station, then he dumps her at an airport.
THE AFRICAN QUEEN: Suicide bombers survive and find love.
DRACULA: Addict pursues his addiction until it kills him.
THE LITTLE MERMAID: Nymphomaniac girl temporarily succeeds in mad quest to pry her legs apart.
NORTH BY NORTHWEST: Drunk driver causes several deaths and a plane crash.
CASINO ROYALE: Compulsive gambler is exploited for gain by the British government, then pursued and murdered over his gambling debts.
DR. STRANGELOVE: Russian scientists solve world overpopulation.
Posted on 4/27/09 at 12:42 am to Kafka
quote:
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
almost wet my pants when I read this.
Posted on 4/27/09 at 10:35 am to Kafka
quote:
THE SHINING: Wife and son keep author from finishing his novel.
Oh damn that's good.
My other 2 favs are the Alice in wonderland and Passion of the Christ.
This post was edited on 4/27/09 at 10:36 am
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