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Posted by DelU249
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Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:35 am to
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I'm convinced the movie could be perfect and half the audience would still shite on it.


So was Rian Johnson. That's why he decided to not even try.

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This has been my main point from the start.


Then you're a frickin idiot thats not worth talking to. There were haters for TFA and RO, but overall the reaction was positive. They're both rated over 85% on RT and generally well liked. This movie was just made with a shitty script by an incompetent Director. It's indefensibley terrible from just a basic story telling standpoint. None of the characters mattered. None of the action scenes mattered. Nothing happened in the movie. Every scene and every character was basically just a throw away interchangeable flat plot device.
Posted by Mystery
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:42 am to
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Hey guess what? Me too. I work in a large employee setting which is usually a good litmus test of the pulse of pop culture. I've yet to hear one single person even dislike it. The closest I've heard where pointing out of some of the flaws but nothing changed the overall feel of the movie.
:lol: :lol:

For those who missed it earlier. He works with 9000 people. They all loved it. This company is the litmus test of pulp culture.
Posted by Mystery
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:43 am to
I don't get why he can't explain why we all keep saying we like TFA and Rogue 1.

Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:45 am to
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I'm convinced the movie could be perfect and half the audience would still shite on it.
Is the dumbest shite I've seen anyone say in defense of the movie.
Posted by musick
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:58 am to
If you guys can't see that anything said in defense of the movie gets shitted on then you are all even more far gone than I thought.

I get it, you all hate the movie, and over half of you have said you, a fan of movies with no film making experience, could do much better. I've seen people post thought up scenes they thought of "while just throwing ideas out there" that claim were light years better than this movie. And they are all 100% serious

And I'm getting called the delusional one for simply saying I think the movie is decent and not as bad as it's being portrayed on this board.

Think about that for a second.
This post was edited on 12/21/17 at 11:59 am
Posted by musick
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:00 pm to
Also, the other revisionist history was that the majority of this board liked TFA.

I was in here 2 years ago defending TFA just like TLJ. This board hated it.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:03 pm to
Dude, you said that even if The Last Jedi had been perfect, half the audience would have still shat on it.

That's the dumbest shite I've seen in defense of the movie, and not based at all in reality.
Posted by musick
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:17 pm to
I said I felt it's true, because of rabid star wars fans that feel entitled to have things to the way they think they should.

Sorry you have a low comprehension level, didn't realize I had to spell that out.
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Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:22 pm to
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Sorry you have a low comprehension level


Sure thing, bud.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:25 pm to
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feel entitled to have things to the way they think they should.
the only way they want things to be is "good"
Posted by VanRIch
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:25 pm to
hey musick, I wanted so bad to like this movie despite the negative reviews, but the fact is, it missed the mark on basic story telling.
This right here...
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None of the characters mattered. None of the action scenes mattered. Nothing happened in the movie. Every scene and every character was basically just a throw away interchangeable flat plot device


I mean half the damn movie was the ship Leia was on was being chased by the giant imperial ship (sorry don't know the ships names) at a speed of 7mph while they just over and over again shot blasters at their shield while on board, they tried to figure out a plan. WTF was that?? how do you defend that? Are we made to think that while that was 90 minutes, granted cut back and forth from the island, it was really only 30 seconds in Star Wars time? Nothing happened in this movie! I'm not shitting on it because I want to and it's the cool thing to do, I'm shitting on it because it was a poorly made film. We're not talking about a no name director given a $5 million budget to make the script he wrote while in film school into his dream come true. This could have been, SHOULD HAVE BEEN, a much better movie.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:29 pm to
For some reason, he's having a hard time understanding that.

Previous two Star Wars movies weren't perfect... 88% and 87% audience reviews, respectively.

The Last Jedi could have been perfect, and half the audience would have shat on it anyway?

wtf?

That's delusional. There's no arguing with delusional people.
Posted by Mystery
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:31 pm to
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Also, the other revisionist history was that the majority of this board liked TFA.

I was in here 2 years ago defending TFA just like TLJ. This board hated it.


Yea man.... You got it. I am lying about liking the TFA and so is everyone else.

Even though my avatar has been Rey since the movie came out.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:34 pm to
I can't remember the last time I've seen someone so desperately try to explain why a movie got bad ratings.

a. bots
b. the haters are more vocal for this movie (for some unspecified reason)
c. half the audience was going to shite on it regardless of how good it was, even if it were a perfect movie (for some unspecified reason, and completely contrary to how Star Wars fans have acted in the past)

It's comical. The answer is slapping him in the face.
This post was edited on 12/21/17 at 12:37 pm
Posted by Mystery
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:36 pm to
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I'm getting called the delusional one for simply saying I think the movie is decent and not as bad as it's being portrayed on this board.


That is not what you have been saying... Do we need to pull quotes.



Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:40 pm to
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why a movie got bad ratings
no one will tell me why the movie is good, they'll only tell me why the ratings are bad and the one reason they never give me is "the movie was bad"

i get it though. he likes it and i think maybe the negative talk is souring him on it. or at least i think. the hipster articles though is completely different and funny. they just cannot believe that only half of the general public would not share their opinion. seeing that they think they're sophisticated and exceptional, it pisses them off, so the bad ratings aren't real, no, it's Nazis.
Posted by Scoob
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:41 pm to
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If you guys can't see that anything said in defense of the movie gets shitted on then you are all even more far gone than I thought.

I haven't seen positives shitted on, I've seen the negatives (which are many and glaring) discussed.

And regarding "fanboys", there are 2 basic reactions attributed to that... one is immediate elation that there is another movie in the franchise, with refusal to acknowledge flaws, because it's Star Wars damn it. Many fans reacted to the prequels that way, initially. So happy you get anything, that you don't accept that what you got was crap.
The other reaction is the hostility to changing the way you perceive it. This seems to be what those defending the movie is attacking, but you have to also take into account- it's an established property, and there ARE some rules needed to be followed.

Take Man of Steel (Superman). Some people were thrilled that Superman was again on the big screen, because Marvel has raised the bar on the superhero movies, and Superman is their favorite hero. Finally, we get a new Superman! YAY! For those, just getting the film is great, like for some, just getting another Star Wars is great.

Some fans are upset because Superman's costume is different, he doesn't look quite the way they remember him. That can fall under the "I don't like changes" complaints, petty nitpicking that can be annoying. People yelling at the people complaining about Star Wars are accusing them of this... they say that you are complaining about trivial details, just accept them and move on, and accept the new films.
But then there are the other complaints, that Superman is completely out of character, that Batman brought into the film also isn't Batman as we know and understand him. Superman is hopeless and gives up on humanity, and allows many deaths... when the actual essence of Superman is the ever-hopeful boyscout who would rescue even villains from death. And that Batman doesn't kill anyone, he refuses to, so casually killing a bunch of street thugs and trying to kill Superman (of all people) is completely against character.
They are yelling that the actual fundamental principles of the characters are being ignored, or intentionally destroyed.

That's where we are with with this Star Wars movie. Beyond all the complaints of social agendas, poorly conceived plots etc, there is a fundamental and intentional attack on Luke Skywalker's character. Everything he achieved in the OT is undone, all his character growth is reversed. He is not "a Jedi, as my father was before me", he rejects the Jedi, he ignores the rise of Snoke, he allows his friends to die without attempting to save them... and then his character is further assassinated by having him just do disgusting shite like milking the alien, stand over his nephew in his sleep with a lightsaber, etc. Sorry, that's a big frick YOU LUKE SKYWALKER, intentionally pushed forward in this film. It's fine if you want to do that, but don't do it in a Star Wars movie... because that is also frick YOU STAR WARS.

Want to explore Superman as a fallen hero that doesn't give a frick about society? Fine- make Hancock.

Want to explore the failure of Luke and the Jedi? Go make that movie, but change the property, so you have the freedom to do so without destroying what is iconic. Want to do that and cash in with a billion dollar profit because you have Star Wars in the title? Sorry, pick one or the other. Creative freedom comes with original properties. Established properties have rules.

Luke doesn't reject the Jedi way. Superman doesn't ignore society's need. James Bond doesn't become a unscrupulous double-agent working against the West for personal profit. Things like that are just givens, it's pretty shocking that you'd even need to state it in print.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:41 pm to
bots

Confirmed to he fake.

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the haters are more vocal for this movie (for some unspecified reason) 


Rotten Tomatoes claimed its the same volume of reviews as normal.

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half the audience was going to shite on it regardless of how good it was, even if it were a perfect movie


TFA and RO weren't perfect but were generally well received and now pretty well liked.

What's his next excuse gonna be?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69476 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:42 pm to
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no one will tell me why the movie is good,


Because it destroyed Star Wars and it raped the lifelong fanbase.
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