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Posted on 11/7/11 at 10:24 pm to DelU249
You're next...except you'll have 200 years as a cat where you cannot die.
Posted on 11/7/11 at 10:24 pm to CajunFootball
no lying, 300 years and I'm immortal, I'm banging other cats
Posted on 11/7/11 at 10:29 pm to DelU249
You may be the cause of the zombie apocalypse. You're going to frick a ton of cats(since all cats are loose) and spread your cat aids to other cats. These cats will interact with humans either as pets or as food to some Asian cultures. This cat aids will transform and BOOM...ZA.
Posted on 11/7/11 at 10:34 pm to CajunFootball
yeah, but Thackery is immortal and thus immune to the HIV virus.
I'm assuming I get the same deal as him
I'm assuming I get the same deal as him
Posted on 11/7/11 at 10:39 pm to DelU249
How many times do you want the zombies to continue to eat you, and is turning into a zombie really dieng?
Posted on 11/7/11 at 10:44 pm to CajunFootball
no no no no no,
I would be immortal, thus, I could never be infected with the zombie/HIV virus so none of it would matter, I could just kill all of the zombie cats without consequence, I could just go find a den of those motherfrickers and go to town (not banging them, killing them)
I would be immortal, thus, I could never be infected with the zombie/HIV virus so none of it would matter, I could just kill all of the zombie cats without consequence, I could just go find a den of those motherfrickers and go to town (not banging them, killing them)
Posted on 11/7/11 at 11:19 pm to CajunFootball
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Just trying to protect you from cat aids
It's the number one killer of domestic cats!
-meow, meowww...-
Posted on 11/7/11 at 11:28 pm to Dev
Binks definitely got around as a cat. He couldn't fricking die. He was walking around with an infinite number of lives as opposed to just 9 like all the other male cats. I mean, really? He's like, "Yeah...get some." And he did.
Oh, he definitely tried to jump all I'm those SJP witch boobs...
Oh, he definitely tried to jump all I'm those SJP witch boobs...
This post was edited on 11/8/11 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 11/8/11 at 10:04 am to DelU249
So what your saying is that you would cause the ZA and you would also be able to end it. Nice. 
Posted on 11/8/11 at 1:08 pm to CajunFootball
yes, that is what i'm saying with the assumption that i was turned into an immortal cat
Posted on 11/8/11 at 2:17 pm to DelU249
not sure about OP's question, but i remember having a huge crush on her before she turned out the way she is today
Posted on 11/8/11 at 2:28 pm to floyd of pink
Meow chicka meow meow
Posted on 11/8/11 at 2:35 pm to floyd of pink
Watching her tickle guys in a cage is very s&m
Posted on 11/8/11 at 2:40 pm to DelU249
haha i completely forgot about that scene...guess i gotta watch it again soon
Posted on 11/8/11 at 2:56 pm to floyd of pink
They casted her as a witch for a reason,
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Posted on 11/8/11 at 3:09 pm to Drew Orleans
Vinessa Shaw
That is all.
That is all.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 3:48 pm to DelU249
I thought about it, and I decided I'd frick every cat in the world if I was turned into a cat.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 3:53 pm to CajunFootball
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I'm just saying there are other realms of possibilities that do not involve cat fricking.
Quote of the year
You 2 are cracking me up.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:01 pm to BugAC
I mean when you think about it you are still a human, trapped in a cat. So you'd be part of bestiality in the general sense knowing that you are aware of being human. So while you are a cat and it is normal for cats to mate it is unnormal for a human to mate with a cat. Unless of course you consider cats as pussy and continue that logic process to assume that all pussy is created equal. Now I'm not saying there is some sort of test to the quality of pussy, or that this irrational thought process is indeed rational for a human cat. My only concern is if will you, as a cat, reproduce cats or some sort of human-cat off spring.
We understand that humans can mate with animals, but it is unlikely that they reproduce. However, you are actually a cat(with a human soul) so the reproduction process seems more likely as it's cat on cat reproduction. My only concern is what type of sperm are you going to produce. Is it legit cat sperm where your litter is normal cats, is it human sperm where there is no reproduction, or is it a hybrid where your litter will have the ability to think and make rational decisions while also being able to talk.
These are the questions we must ask.
We understand that humans can mate with animals, but it is unlikely that they reproduce. However, you are actually a cat(with a human soul) so the reproduction process seems more likely as it's cat on cat reproduction. My only concern is what type of sperm are you going to produce. Is it legit cat sperm where your litter is normal cats, is it human sperm where there is no reproduction, or is it a hybrid where your litter will have the ability to think and make rational decisions while also being able to talk.
These are the questions we must ask.
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