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re: Time to rip some throats again

Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:19 am to
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35651 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:19 am to
you still haven't seen it?


every day's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20# python in your jeans
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:20 am to
quote:

MacGruber: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.
Frank Korver: You're looking pretty good yourself.
MacGruber: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
Frank Korver: You and your dick comments.
MacGruber: It's fun to say them.
Frank Korver: It's fun to hear them.
MacGruber: That's why I say them.
Frank Korver: And that's why I listen.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27168 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:22 am to
Col. James Faith: They were nice funerals.
MacGruber: Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies?
Col. James Faith: Very touching. I might have cut back on the F-words a little.
MacGruber: Well, they were fricking great guys. And this is a fricking a-hole of a day.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156801 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:23 am to
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you still haven't seen it?

Fine...just bought it on Amazon.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:23 am to
And I totally clicked on this thread expecting to see an announcement for a MacGruber sequel.
Posted by YankeeDoodle
Member since Mar 2013
524 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:47 am to
Funny quotes already in here.

When he eats the celery stem and says he washed it. Then you see him say "No I didnt" under his breath.

I also think it's funny how he always explains the simplest things in detail. When he tells Wig how to drink the coffee and telling Dixon Piper how to do the celery stick, "You wanna slide the thick end first because if you stick the skinnier end in first, it'll just slip out"

Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162969 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 11:03 am to
Hoss Bender.....dead at the age of who the frick cares?
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35651 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 11:21 am to
nice. you won't be disappointed


So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick so you could frick butts.
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