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Winston Cup
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
Hannah low key got a donk


Winston Cup
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?


Blake is gay too. I caught him rubbing down wills leg in ep 2. Clay looks bothered. Blake starts stroking his thighs


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Winston Cup
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
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bitch

+1

Did not see this coming at all. She really came into her own in bachelor crewe world


Winston Cup
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
Dean living out of a van and Ms NC wants to bang him? What the hell did I do wrong in life?


The Spleen
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
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Dean living out of a van and Ms NC wants to bang him? What the hell did I do wrong in life?




I like how she wondered if he was ready to settle down. Bitch, did you not hear him say he's living in a van and just driving around without a job?

After the first episode I thought Caelynn was the best looking one on the show, but man is she dumb.


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lob1284
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
Gotta remember they’re all playing the influencer game. He’s carving out his own lane as this chill, granola, hippy influencer. “OMG like I don’t have a job but I have this van and mustache, like how crazy am I right??? “

She’s intrigued because he already has a brand as a BiP commodity, and him playing up not having a job is a bit disingenuous. Also she’s a total skank and might be the worst chick on this show. I also don’t find her that attractive.
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lsunurse
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
Clay seems way too nice for Bachelor nation in general.

So you think they kick off both Christian and Jordan cause of the fight?

Jordan is too entertaining, don’t kick him off. Christian is a douche....he can go. Also I forgot all about his horrible dressy capri pants he wore on the Men tell all for Becca’s season.

I notice Jordan left the Aladdin style vest/pant combo from last season when he threw the bear in the ocean at home (let’s hope so)


ETA: Dean is still a douche as well....just a homeless one with a mustache. I loved Caelyn’s face when he admitted he bathes in lakes and rivers sometimes.
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The Spleen
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So you think they kick off both Christian and Jordan cause of the fight



Yeah, they pretty much have to. Sucks, because Jordan is awesome, though I'm not sure he was going to get a rose anyway.

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Clay seems way too nice for Bachelor nation in general.



Him and Dylan, both.


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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
Jordan should do a Bachelor Nation podcast. I would love to hear his recaps of episodes of shows.

Eta: and if Demi leaves us next week....can we at least find out who is the person with 6 toes???
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Pettifogger
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
When Dylan comes out he'll be happier


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lsunurse
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
I don’t think he is gay at all.

He just isn’t cut out for this type of show.

He’s a good looking guy that just doesn’t know how to be around women or how to date it appears.


The Spleen
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doesn’t know how to be around women or how to date it appears.




I don't get that, but I'm a dude. He just seems like a one-woman guy and not really into serial dating.

If any of the guys need to come out, it'd be Jordan.


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Winston Cup
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Yeah, they pretty much have to. Sucks, because Jordan is awesome, though I'm not sure he was going to get a rose anyway.

i figure jordan realized this as well and decided to go out with a bang. looks like he is going to get a pretty good body slam in as well.

sucks. i hated him at first in becca's season, but he has become the coolest and somehow realest one of the bunch.


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AstroTiger
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
Dylan - very awkward and really doesn't know how to talk to women. He will stick around as long as Hannah G wants him too and she knows it so she can play the games.

Clay - way too good for Nicole, who I can't stand. No idea why everyone likes her anyway. She's a poor man's version of Bibi, who at least seemed genuine. Nicole is just an attention whore who doesn't normally get the attention, so she is soaking up having guys fight over her.


Dean - what a douche


Kristina is too good for anyone ever on this show. Every time they show a different angle of her she gets hotter. She just has awful taste in men and has no idea that what she wants and what she needs aren't the same.


And finally, Jordan and Demi need to combine to do some sort of must watch TV. The best by far.


The Spleen
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
Am I the only one that has read the spoilers for the season? I'm not going to post them, but I will say this show is so much better when you know the outcomes.


AstroTiger
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
I typically do so I can closely watch how ridiculous the editing is. Haven't on this one yet. Need to get on that.


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lsunurse
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
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And finally, Jordan and Demi need to combine to do some sort of must watch TV. The best by far.

The two of them chatting and commenting on people as they walked on the beach was pure gold

“Oh look! A Forever 21 commercial!”

Jordan’s disdain for athletic shoes on the beach


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Winston Cup
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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
i been trying to go after kristina since (arie's?) season. you arent doing it for the right reasons.


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re: Seriously? No Bachelor in Paradise discussion?
Stagecoach is April 24-26, 2020


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foreverLSU
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Nicole, who I can't stand. No idea why everyone likes her anyway. She's a poor man's version of Bibi, who at least seemed genuine. Nicole is just an attention whore who doesn't normally get the attention, so she is soaking up having guys fight over her.



I feel like this describes Blake as well. Kind of a goober, gets famous from his time on The Bachelorette and has girls sliding in his DMs left and right. I don't think he's a true f*ckboy at heart, I think he's just never had all this female attention and he's legitimately terrible at handling it.

ETA: Nicole is pretty annoying and not worthy of good guy Clay
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