re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

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3rd EDITION of the driveman's 2011 JERSEY SHORE POWER RANKINGS

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8. SAM LT (Last Time) #4, #8

even when she's not in the episode she still fricks it up. i've never seen someone who could literally suck the life out of a room as fast as she does


7. VINNY (LT: #8, #6)

REFER to coco's post above. not much to say other than that he's a fraud. when he knows his role he's a funny guy but when he puts that FRONT on he becomes unbearable because its so transparent


6. RON (LT: #5, #7)

ron ron's been treading water in the POWER rankings because we know the potential's there. and he had been coming around and began getting out of his funk (riding the minicycle, busting in on snicks guido, going out to eat with the boys.......cranking up the RON RON JUICE) until the cruella de count showed back up.

the driveman SWEARS if he starts following SAM around like a dog all episode like he does in the previews he's getting a one WAY ticket to the cellar.

5. JWOWW/DEENA ( LT: #1, #2 / #9, #3)

both are probably on the same level of suck right now. JWOWW broke up with tom and vowed to go nuts but ended up falling for ROGER.....shes another example that relationships and the jersey SHORE dont WORK and they bring you down.

deena was probably rated too low in the drivemans 1ST rankings and definitely too high in his 2ND. 5 seems about right. she's got some good qualities but fails when he reverts to snooki 2.0. what i dont get is THAT she comes in declaring she's "a blast in a glass" and a "walking holiday" and then she gets upset that people don't take her seriously.


#3 PAULY D ( LT: #2, #4)


i think we can all agree pauly's hilarious but i'd like to see him get more aggressive. two weeks ago when ron basically called him out for not standing up to SITCH was TRUE. this week SITCH pulls an armed robbery right in front of the DJPD and starts dry fricking his EX and he doesn't say shite. next time he does something like that is where he should draw THE line. the driveman would have drawn it a long time AGO.



#2 SNOOKI ( LT: #7, #5)


look at snickas quietly creepin UP the POWER rankings. you could probably argue she's had the most complete season of any of the castmates. go on a 24 hour bender? check. get arrested? check. one night stand? check. she's had a lot of accomplishments this season and is as solid as they come. i don't get the hate for her- she partys, gets it in and doesn't give a frick. DRIVEMAN APPROVED (still wouldn't frick her)


1. THE SITUATION (LT: #3, #1)

he doesn't just steal ya girl, he steals the entire show. from buying the minicycle to stealin ya girl the sitchis just full of WIN. the solo family dinner might have been the funniest bit all season (only other thing i could think of was pauley's answering machine). dude's the straw that stirs the drink and the show couldn't work without him and there's not one person out there that would dispute that. BACK 2 BACK #1 spots for DA SITCH