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(NCIS) Gibb's Rules
Posted on 1/9/12 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 1/9/12 at 3:44 pm
I try to follow several of these religiously.
Gibb's Rules
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. (Yankee White, 1.01)
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. (Blowback, 4.14)
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White, 1.01)
Rule #2: Unknown at this time
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (Yankee White, 1.01)
Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (Deception, 3.13)
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best. (Blowback, 4.14)
Rule #6: Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness. (Specifically mentioned in Flesh and Blood, 7.12)
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille, 1.23)
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (Probie, 3.10)
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill, 1.13 ; Missing, 1.20) Sometimes as "Never leave home without a knife."
Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case (Obsession, 7.21)
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away. (Semper Fidelis, 6.24)
Rule #12: Never date a coworker. (Enigma, 1.15)
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Rule Fifty-one, 7.24; Collateral Damage, 6.07)
Rule #15: Always work as a team. (Leap of Faith, 5.05)
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War, 3.04)
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (Smoked, 4.10)
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Forced Entry, 2.09)
Rule #27: There are two ways to follow someone. -- First way they never notice you. -- Second way they only notice you. (Rule Fifty-one, 7.24; (Jack Knife, 7.15)
Rule #38: Your case, your lead. (Bounce, 6.16)
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence. (Obsession, 7.21)
Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. (Borderland, 7.22)
Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children. (Rule Fifty-one, first mentioned in 7.23)
Rule #45: Clean up the mess that you make. (Rule Fifty-one, 7.24)
Rule #51: Sometimes - You're wrong (Rule Fifty-one, 7.24)
Rules according to Di'Nozzo:
#3. Never Underestimate your opponent [s03e24-"Hiatus 2"]
Rules according Abby:
#9. Always keep a spare. [s03e22-"Jeopardy"]
Gibb's Rules
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. (Yankee White, 1.01)
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. (Blowback, 4.14)
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White, 1.01)
Rule #2: Unknown at this time
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (Yankee White, 1.01)
Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (Deception, 3.13)
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best. (Blowback, 4.14)
Rule #6: Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness. (Specifically mentioned in Flesh and Blood, 7.12)
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille, 1.23)
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (Probie, 3.10)
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill, 1.13 ; Missing, 1.20) Sometimes as "Never leave home without a knife."
Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case (Obsession, 7.21)
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away. (Semper Fidelis, 6.24)
Rule #12: Never date a coworker. (Enigma, 1.15)
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Rule Fifty-one, 7.24; Collateral Damage, 6.07)
Rule #15: Always work as a team. (Leap of Faith, 5.05)
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War, 3.04)
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (Smoked, 4.10)
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Forced Entry, 2.09)
Rule #27: There are two ways to follow someone. -- First way they never notice you. -- Second way they only notice you. (Rule Fifty-one, 7.24; (Jack Knife, 7.15)
Rule #38: Your case, your lead. (Bounce, 6.16)
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence. (Obsession, 7.21)
Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. (Borderland, 7.22)
Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children. (Rule Fifty-one, first mentioned in 7.23)
Rule #45: Clean up the mess that you make. (Rule Fifty-one, 7.24)
Rule #51: Sometimes - You're wrong (Rule Fifty-one, 7.24)
Rules according to Di'Nozzo:
#3. Never Underestimate your opponent [s03e24-"Hiatus 2"]
Rules according Abby:
#9. Always keep a spare. [s03e22-"Jeopardy"]
Posted on 1/9/12 at 5:12 pm to Legion
Without looking it up: where did the rules originate? The answer was well told on the show.
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