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re: Monthly AD Thread
Posted on 12/7/09 at 6:45 pm to SirRohantheDefender
Posted on 12/7/09 at 6:45 pm to SirRohantheDefender
Michael: What do you think of when you hear the name, "Sudden Valley"?
George Michael: Salad dressing. But I don't want to eat it.
Michael: What about, "Paradise Gardens"?
George Michael: Yeah... that's better. I can see myself marinating a chicken in that.
George Michael: Salad dressing. But I don't want to eat it.
Michael: What about, "Paradise Gardens"?
George Michael: Yeah... that's better. I can see myself marinating a chicken in that.
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Posted on 12/7/09 at 6:47 pm to lsu2006
also any situation involving J. Walter Weatherman or Gene Parmesean are personal favorites.
Posted on 12/7/09 at 7:35 pm to lsu2006
quote:I love when he pitches this idea to George Sr.
Michael: What do you think of when you hear the name, "Sudden Valley"?
George Michael: Salad dressing. But I don't want to eat it.
Michael: What about, "Paradise Gardens"?
George Michael: Yeah... that's better. I can see myself marinating a chicken in that.
"What are you...taking stupid pills?"
Michael leaves the room.
"Damn, that was a tough one to turn down."
Posted on 12/7/09 at 9:22 pm to Dr. 3
saw this one on IFC last night
Gob: Oh N'gar-mad: you've got a moustache. I mean, you've got milk on your moustache! I mean you've got a milk moustache!
Gob: Oh N'gar-mad: you've got a moustache. I mean, you've got milk on your moustache! I mean you've got a milk moustache!
Posted on 12/8/09 at 1:45 am to The Seaward
just got through season 1 again. a-fricking-mazing still.
Posted on 12/8/09 at 11:44 am to Acreboy
quote:
just got through season 1 again. a-fricking-mazing still.
no quotes for us?
Douche chill...
Posted on 12/8/09 at 9:56 pm to SirRohantheDefender
I'm afraid I already blue myself - Tobias
Ya I'll need the leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide - george michael.
Ya I'll need the leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide - george michael.
Posted on 12/10/09 at 11:40 am to PokerPastime
"What do you expect mother? I am half-machine!....I'M A MONNNNSSTTERRRR!"
Posted on 12/10/09 at 12:16 pm to Freauxzen
Michael: I think it's getting too risky keeping you up here.
George, Sr.: You know what's risky? Letting your son go on that church thing.
Michael: Her name is Ann, Dad, and he's not "going" on her, ok? They're just friends.
George, Sr.: Not for long. They're making promises to each other. It's all that fidelity and pledging yourself to a woman garbage. I wine 'em and dine 'em, but I don't let them tell me what to do. (speaking to his dolls, arranged for a tea party) I don't let them tell me what to do.
Michael: Ok, I should've never taken the pumps out of here.
George, Sr.: You know what's risky? Letting your son go on that church thing.
Michael: Her name is Ann, Dad, and he's not "going" on her, ok? They're just friends.
George, Sr.: Not for long. They're making promises to each other. It's all that fidelity and pledging yourself to a woman garbage. I wine 'em and dine 'em, but I don't let them tell me what to do. (speaking to his dolls, arranged for a tea party) I don't let them tell me what to do.
Michael: Ok, I should've never taken the pumps out of here.
Posted on 12/10/09 at 2:55 pm to SirRohantheDefender
Watched the first part of Season 3 this week, forgot how great it really was. Tons of great lines (many in this thread), and scenes. On par with the best of the 2nd season imo.
Posted on 12/10/09 at 3:01 pm to SirRohantheDefender
Barry's been my favorite.
quote:
Barry Zuckerkorn: Are all the guys in here... you know?
George Sr.: Oh, no, no. No, not all of them.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
George Sr.: Hope?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Think.
Posted on 12/10/09 at 3:08 pm to Acreboy
quote:
Barry's been my favorite
yes.
Barry: I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I?
Michael: Actually, she died.
Barry: You're kidding me? I've been taking credit for that for years.
Barry: Well, if you want to play Eve you gotta get in line behind what, about five homos?
That was wrong. I am so sorry.
Posted on 12/10/09 at 3:22 pm to BobbyGoulet
S03E01
quote:
Michael: The cabin will be up in tahoe for the next couple of days, maybe you can take a date up there.
Lucille: How am i supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old clap trap?
Michael: [long pause].....the cabin yes, yes, well that would be difficult too.
Posted on 12/10/09 at 3:35 pm to Acreboy
Michael: You know, this open marriage is ridiculous. Somebody's gonna get hurt.
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: The important thing is that you guys don't lose focus on yourself.
[Maeby walks away]
Tobias Fünke: You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
[Michael and Lindsay stare in silence]
Tobias Fünke: I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely. I do apologize profusely, I'm - oh...
[Tobias walks away in embarrassment]
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: The important thing is that you guys don't lose focus on yourself.
[Maeby walks away]
Tobias Fünke: You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
[Michael and Lindsay stare in silence]
Tobias Fünke: I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely. I do apologize profusely, I'm - oh...
[Tobias walks away in embarrassment]
Posted on 12/10/09 at 4:02 pm to SirRohantheDefender
Barry: You're not one of those men pretending to be a woman, are you?
Street walker: No baby, I'm all woman
[Barry drives off]
Gob: Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are...six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
Tobias: We're having a FIRE!...sale
Carl Weathers: Whoa whoa whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Take that home, throw it in a pot, add some broth...baby, you got a stew goin'!
And of course anything w/ Bob Loblaw
Michael: Well we're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw.
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog
"Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb"
Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
Brilliant show
Street walker: No baby, I'm all woman
[Barry drives off]
Gob: Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are...six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
Tobias: We're having a FIRE!...sale
Carl Weathers: Whoa whoa whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Take that home, throw it in a pot, add some broth...baby, you got a stew goin'!
And of course anything w/ Bob Loblaw
Michael: Well we're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw.
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog
"Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb"
Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
Brilliant show
Posted on 12/10/09 at 4:07 pm to Beastwood
the more i watch this the more i get pissed it got canceled. i wish it was in syndication.
Posted on 12/10/09 at 4:08 pm to Acreboy
Barry: And you don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
G.O.B.: What were you doing there?
Barry: Wow... you should be the lawyer.
G.O.B.: What were you doing there?
Barry: Wow... you should be the lawyer.
This post was edited on 12/10/09 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 12/10/09 at 4:10 pm to The Seaward
every time i hear "for British eyes only" i keep LOL'ing
Posted on 12/10/09 at 4:14 pm to Acreboy
quote:
[George Sr. has been offered a plea bargain nobody has read]
Michael: All right, listen, this is all getting a little crazy. We cannot accept their plea if we don't even know what the plea is.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Do you want to read it?
Michael: No, it is pretty thick. Maybe we should just take the plea.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Oh, I could kiss you on the nuts!
Michael: We just gotta hope that... what?
Posted on 12/10/09 at 4:19 pm to Acreboy
quote:
Tobias Fünke: [after Michael asks Tobias to buy a tape recorder to record conversations of himself speaking] You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"?
Michael: Well, I know I did in the jacuzzi.
Tobias Fünke: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.
quote:
Michael Bluth: [looking at a gift basket Michael received] Didn't you get one of those, too? You bought Lindsay at the same auction.
Tobias Fünke: I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael Bluth: There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
quote:
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own recordings to see what Michael was referring to.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Tobias Fünke: [out loud] Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: [out loud] Context...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: And he realizes there IS something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: [out loud] Tobias... you blow hard!
quote:
Tobias Fünke: Michael, you really are quite the cupid. You can zink your arrow into my buttocks any time.
This post was edited on 12/10/09 at 4:20 pm
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