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Modern Seinfeld on Twitter
Posted on 1/22/13 at 6:43 pm
Posted on 1/22/13 at 6:43 pm
Pretty good stuff. I thought you Seinfeld fans would enjoy. I can really see the characters saying a lot of this stuff.
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Jerry's gf (Carla Gugino) is mad he can't "speak emoji." JERRY:"It says building, crying cat, clock!" KRAMER:"She's running late, Jerry!"
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Jerry's gf (Pamela Adlon) plays too much Angry Birds. "Pigs steal eggs. Birds kill pigs. It's a farmhouse conflict! It's not your war!"
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Newman uses Jerry's photo for his online dating profile. George is disturbed when he learns the song he liked in a cab is by Justin Bieber.
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Kramer discovers that his foot-long sub is only 11-inches. He takes his case to Jackie Chiles. "It's a disaster, an atrocity, a barbarity!"
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George doesn't know his phone sends all pics to Facebook. JERRY: "I knew your life was sad...But not this sad. GEORGE: "Oh it's SAD, JERRY!"
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George discovers that on Urban Dictionary "George Costanza" is a horrific sex act. "I've been Google bombed, Jerry! My Google… it's ruined."
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Kramer convinces Jerry to manscape, which causes his gf to dump him & tweet he's gay. The Westboro Baptist Church protests Jerry's standup.
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Kramer says he & Bob Sacamano used to be friends w/ Lance Armstrong. "But then he started on the juice and... Pfftt... We were outta there."
Posted on 1/22/13 at 6:55 pm to heehaw
yea there's another thread on this board about it too
it's pretty funny
it's pretty funny
Posted on 1/22/13 at 6:56 pm to heehaw
This thread and the Soup Nazi have something in common.
Posted on 1/22/13 at 6:57 pm to heehaw
www.tigerdroppings.com/mobile/rant/display.aspx?p=38400793
Posted on 1/22/13 at 6:57 pm to heehaw
Seinfeld could have given the Simpsons a challenge for the longest running sitcom if it wanted to.
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