re: DiCaprio to take "long, long break" from acting

quote:

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Hopefully he can take this time to find a real girlfriend and maybe finally get married.

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Im still perplexed about this statement as a whole. Not only is it TERRIBLE advice, what is not real about his dating history...


Age 19:

Brittany Daniel, Joe Dirt


Bridget Hall


Naomi Cambell, vomit



Around 21 or so:

Claire Danes


Kristen Zang. Who? Random SI model


Titanic era, getting warmed up:

Kate Winslet


Linnea Deitrichson she ight


Helena Christenson what was this guy thinking?



1998, not bad not bad:

Bijou Phillips, weird first name, NO THANKS


Amber Valletta


Eva Herzigova, eh, I guess id hit it



5 year lull:

Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady keep her I dont care



05, he's on the rebound and clearly not thinking straight:

Sienna Miller



06-11':

Bar freaking Refaeli





buuuuuuut not real.


He didnt round off 2011 nice though:

Blake Lively


Alyce Crawford



Whoops didnt mean to say 2011 was over:

Kendal Schuler, who? who cares, not real


Madelina Ghnea



Movin right along right along right along:

Erin Heatherton, he's finally starting to get the hang of it



Recent:

Margot Robbie