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re: Characters portrayed as attractive that weren't

Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:51 pm to
Posted by navy
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:51 pm to
As a kid...I never got Joan Collins as hot in Dynasty.

Many years later, thanks to the internet and such...I saw her in her younger years.


Also, to reiterate...Darryl Hannah is fricking ugly. She's supposed to be hot in "Wall St."?

Michael Douglas has been paired with both hotties....and at least two fugly skanks...Close and Hannah.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:52 pm to
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Patricia Arquette is smokin' hot in True Romance.



Well she's not what they call Florida white trash.

But it is a pretty big indictment that you get the gist in the movie that Clarence would rather frick Elvis than Alabama.
Posted by goldennugget
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:52 pm to
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Susan Sarandon


She is so gross in Bull Durham
Posted by navy
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:59 pm to
"Clarence Worley???! That sounds almost like a n***a name."

"He must've thought it was white boy day."


Drexel....MFGOAT. Gary Oldman. FTW.

Posted by Bigtime92
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:00 pm to
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Also, to reiterate...Darryl Hannah is fricking ugly.

She had nude scenes in some movie in the early 80's. I thought she was smoking hot then, but I was like 13 or so, so that's my excuse.

Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:04 pm to
I will concede that Jennifer Lawrence is fine in Silver Linings Playbook.

But, overall, I am not impressed.

Y'all don't think Gweneth Paltrow was fine in "Seven"?


Also, I was not impressed with the chick who played Helen in Troy. I thought that Hector's wife was hotter.
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:05 pm to
Fatal Attraction:

what man would cheat on his wife that looks like this


with a woman who's supposedly attractive
Posted by Bigtime92
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:20 pm to
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Y'all don't think Gweneth Paltrow was fine in "Seven"?

Nope.
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:23 pm to
I've always thought Gwyneth Paltrow's mother was attractive
Posted by Bigtime92
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:29 pm to
Wow, I had no idea Blythe Danner was her mother.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:53 pm to
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In the movie, it's not like they were having problems at home. Glenn Close just came on hard, and Douglas banged her. WHY?!? Always felt they needed to cast someone way hotter to make that part believable, even though she nailed the crazy as frick part really well.


She was exotic and dangerous looking, the exact opposite of the wholesome mother of his child who nagged him to take the dog out for a dump. And Glenn Close ain't ugly, FFS.

Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:00 am to
1..Audrey Hepburn and her teenage boy body. Not sure what people see to give her "prettiest in Hollywood title".

2. Kate Mara - she's just plain like a bagel.

3. Julia Roberts - her mouth is as wide as the outside corners of her eyes. Ugh...a laugh that woody woodpecker would roll his eyes.

4. Drew Barrymore - I can't overlook that chin

Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:06 am to
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what man would cheat on his wife that looks like this


Fair comparison, Anne Archer dressed to the nines vs. Glenn Close in full crazy mode. At least the first post showed her as she appeared when he cheated with her. FFS.
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
19185 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:10 am to
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At least the first post showed her as she appeared when he cheated with her.


and she was still FUGLY when he cheated w/ her
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:11 am to
She's a monster.











Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
31604 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:19 am to
Glenn Close is nasty.
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:32 am to
Well fellas, it's been fun. Appreciate all the replies. I finally got all my smoking done, so I'm about to turn in - kids coming in tomorrow (or later today I guess I should say). I think I'm going to declare Droopy herself, Maggie Gyllenhaal, the winner:


Enjoy the holiday everyone.

This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 9:59 am
Posted by TD_Hero
Member since Dec 2016
156 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:43 am to
Every person male or female in 13 reasons why. Some ugly mofos
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
12142 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 2:01 am to
Bambi Woods

Posted by WhopperDawg
Member since Aug 2013
3073 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:29 am to
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Donna on That 70's Show - I personally didn't find anything special about her at all.


Laura was smokin' hot.
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