re: Why isn't Donte Stallworth getting treated like Mike Vick?

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alcohol isn't something that you can play around with

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I call bullshite. I played quarters just the other day. One time I filled a super soaker 100 with johhny walker red and sprayed shots at people. Another time we made up a game called jetski drink and joust where you have to shotgun a beer, complete ten circles then you take off toward the other team and try to knock off the opposing riders with mooring buoys that the passengers carry.

not unless you change yourself into a dog.

read the fine print above it, dickhead, then it will make sense to you perhaps.