re: Week 8 of 2014 Golf Thread

How they frick you gonna get fired on your day off.

When ya gonna gimme' dat aaaaaaaasssssss Mrs. Paaaaah-kaaaaa?

Suck that tiger dick bitch

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Prima nocta

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I'll let ya read up on that one.

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You went to Louisville? That's the only UL there is.

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Excellent. I actually make fun of the guys in my office that graduated from ULL for saying UL.

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I'll let ya read up on that one.

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Nah, whole lotta I don't give a frick.

My dad went when it was SLI, the UL shite drives him nuts. A couple of guys at work that graduated from their won't call it UL, they still call it ULL or USL.

Yeah, yeah....well she blacka' den' a mudda' fuccka

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shite to do.

I'll just leave this gem for the night.

Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.

Gonna check out the show on TLC at 11; Secret Sex Lives. Says it has the woman with the largest natural breasts on it. Better than watching Olympic reruns.