The 7 Least Intimidating MMA Nicknames

Nice thread, why don't I ever see you post in the ufc/mma threads?

Eta: ok, I had to look up some more names, cause there's some absolutely turrible ones. This one takes the cake though. Nick "The Promise" Ring


Also:

"Suga" Rashad Evans
The count....ok, it's really the "Count"
Sexyama
The Carpenter
The Scarecrow
The Janitor
The Athlete
The Talent
Little Nog
"Ace" Franklin
Mr. Wonderful
The Hippo
The Messenger
"Filthy" Tom Lawlor
Diego Sanchez changed his from the nightmare to "The Dream"
The Foster Boy
The Waterboy
Bang
Panzer
Smooth
The Carny
The Answer
Handsome
Bartimus
Christmas
Danny Boy
Cub
Daddy



Ok, I just went through the entire UFC roster

That's cool. Why do you need to transfer them soon? Are the tapes deteriorating?

Don't forget the Babyfaced Assassin Josh Barnett

Peter Aerts' nickname is fitting though as he could chop down a tree with leg kicks

I have always thought Louisiana fighter Rich Clementi had one of the better ones, and the fact that people called him "No Love" long before he was ever a fighter makes it better

JC "ginja ninja" Pennington gets consideration

Pat Barry used to be "smiling pat" at one time, and before that he was "pizza boy" because he worked at dominoes and they sponsored him to walk out wearing his work uniform

they updated Imes' picture:

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"Ace" Franklin

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BY FAR the worst

i think its because he looks like jim carrey ace ventura

also the dean of mean is the worst name

not as bad as jason the athlete macdonald

You can't choose your nickname.. That is gay as frick and everyone laughs at you if you did



The coolest nicknames that were earned are always the ones that don't have something like "the" in front or try to sound overly badass

Kenny "so tough" stevens earned his nickname, and "so tough" isn't particularly appealing phonetically.

"crazy" tim Credeur is seriously not completely right in the head, and it fits.

"bone" sayavongsa got his name because no one could pronounce his first name

Joe Lauzon rebelled against "Creepy Joe" but IMO that was him.

Chris leben had a cool, original nickname "the cat smasher" because he used to always say "I'm gonna smash this cat"

Then he got famous and changed it to some retarded cliche shite.

Spencer fisher is "the king" because the dude tries to emulate Elvis pressly as often as possible

Carlo prater is "neo" because, like the movie character, he was the one. For those that have doubts, the absolute best fighter in the gym at anyone's practice is always carlo prater. He Just can't put it together in the cage


Joachim Hansen looks like "hellboy"

Vanderlei doesnt even like to be called "the axe murderer"

Cole miller is a skinny dude, hence "magrinho," which means that In portugese

Robby lawler wanted to be called "gladiator" but it never stuck. "ruthless" was way more fitting

Josh neer is called "the dentist" because he literally knocked all the front teeth out of one of his opponents before the UFC after telling him he was gonna knock his fricking teeth out