re: Senators Urge Baseball to Ban Tobacco

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“Well, I guess we better get back to senate-ing.”

“This sucks. Is it 5 o’clock yet?”

“I don’t want to Senate anything today!”

“What can we do that isn’t really Senate-ing?”

“How about something sports-related!”

“Good idea. How about the NBA Lockout. That’s still going on.”

“That sport with the urban-types and the hip-hop music? No thanks.”

“Let’s do something about baseball. The World Series starts tomorrow.”

“Great idea! As a wealthy, older, white male, baseball still interests me.”

“Me too, but what’s wrong with baseball?”

“Everything!”

*unanimous bipartisan laughter*

“The intern I’m sleeping with thinks its gross when players spit.”

“Great. Chewing tobacco. Let’s… condone?”

“Ban!”

“Ooh! Yes. Let’s get chewing tobacco banned.”

“I’ll order pizzas!”

“God, I love being a Senator!

/fin

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