re: Lakers Clap Watch: 7/8 Play-In - Nawlins - Not Clapped. Refs usher LeClap to playoffs

SONS

WE ARE BEYOND FRUSTRATED. THIS IS THE GAYEST TIMELINE. I'M SO frickING PISSED THAT TIME AND frickING TIME AGAIN WE HAVE TO shite THE BED WHEN ALL frickING MOMENTUM IS ON OUR SIDE.

WE MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT. WE DONT PLAY CONNECTED ON DEFENSE, WE GOT BOTHERED ON OFFENSE, AND WHATS EVEN WORSE, WE ADJUSTED TO THEM INSTEAD OF MAKING THEM ADJUST TO US.

THERE'S NOTHING GOING FOR US RIGHT NOW. FAN MORALE IS shite, NO ONE IN THE MEDIA THINKS WE HAVE A SHOT TONIGHT, AND WE HAVE TO BEAT THE LAKERS AND THE REFS (SCOTT FOSTER I'LL frick YOU UP ON SIGHT).

ITS THE PERFECT RECIPE FOR A PELS W. I CALL UPON THE GHOSTS OF ROBERT TRACTOR TRAYLOR AND BRYCE DEJEAN-JONES. LIFT UP OUR ROLE PLAYERS FALLEN SONS. WE NEED THEM NOW MORE THAN EVER.

OG PIERRE, WE HAVE ASKED YOU TO SACRIFICE MANY SMALLER ANIMALS AND PROSTITUTES SINCE THEY ARENT REALLY PEOPLE ANYWAYS, AND THEIR SPILT BLOOD HAS GIVEN US 49 WINS. TO ACHIEVE A MAGICAL 50TH WIN, I OFFER THIS MOTHERfrickER RIGHT HERE FOR SACRIFICE:



TAKE HIM O.G. PIERRE, TAKE HIM FAR AWAY FROM THIS TEAM AND DO WITH HIM WHAT YOU WILL. THE SONS ARE BEGGING FOR A GODDAMN frickING WIN AGAINST THESE a-hole LAKER figs. SAVE US PIERRE.

frickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickING WIN GODfrickINGDAMMIT. I'M frickING FURIOUS WITH OUR EFFORT SUNDAY. THE TEAM WILL BE TOO. frick TONÍ AND HIS frickING TOP LEBRON. PEOPLE ARENT frickING LEAVING LOS ANGELES BECAUSE OF CRIME, THEY JUST GOT TIRED OF SEEING SOME 6'10" DUDE GET HIS BACK BLOWN OUT BY A CHINA EMPATHIZER.

AND IF ANY LAKER frick HAS A PROBLEM WITH MY WORDS MEET ME AT JUANS FLYING BURRITO AND I'LL frick YOUR shite UP AND FEED YOU SALSA AND CHIPS AFTERWARDS.

NO PELS BY 12, NO WE FLAP THEY LOSE shite ANYMORE. YOU WANT THE frickING REAL ME MOTHERfrickERS THIS IS IT. I frickING HATE THE LAKERS. frick THEM FOREVER.

WE WALK OVER THEIR DEAD BODIES TONIGHT AND INTO THE PLAYOFFS.