Joel Embiid is a ruthless street baller

Joel Embiid would frick you up.

The most casual windmill in history

Just throw his arse in the lazy river

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Play that shite with me and you'll get punched right in the dick. frick Joel.

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That reminds me of the Bill Burr Malice at the Palace standup bit where he talks about how fans scream at players all tough and if they ran into the player jn the parking lot, they'd ask him to sign their stamp collection.

False. Einstein never failed math. That's a myth perpetrated by forwards from grandma