re: Brandon Marshall traded to the Jets

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So...is Rex gonna throw to him

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Wait...

Did the Jets pick up the Sex Cannon?

[quote]This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fricking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I frick. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

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