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re: West Virginia Mountaineers joke
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:50 pm to moonshyne61
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:50 pm to moonshyne61
quote:Good-n
What does a WV girl say during sex? "Get off me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes."
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Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:50 pm to doublecutter
Couch for Sale- lighter fluid included
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:10 pm to CSATiger
Its legal to take roadkill home for dinner in WV. 
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:25 pm to Mountaineerfan7
You can't spell slut without LSU
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:29 pm to Dilrod
Hey there little DickRod, let's be showin some respect on their board.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:29 pm to Dilrod
Was just told this one as I read the jokes to some WV folks:
What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in west virginia?
Relative Humidity
What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in west virginia?
Relative Humidity
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:34 pm to Tiger@heart
The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...
This post was edited on 9/23/11 at 8:44 am
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:39 pm to doublecutter
Why was there a white ford bronco headed to WVU in 1994?
Because OJ knew that they would never look for a Heisman trophy winner there.
Because OJ knew that they would never look for a Heisman trophy winner there.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:47 pm to doublecutter
What does an LSU fan and Lorena Bobbit have in common?
They both luv em some battered weiner!
They both luv em some battered weiner!
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:48 pm to Cap Crunch
How do you get a WV girl pregnant?
Spooge on the ground and let the flies do the rest.
Spooge on the ground and let the flies do the rest.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:52 pm to MINRoadkill
quote:
What does an LSU fan and Lorena Bobbit have in common?
They both luv em some battered weiner!
You wasted your first post on that?
It's funnier that people think the corndog thing bothers us.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:54 pm to doublecutter
What's the difference between the Chinese and the mountaineers? The Chinese like to eat tiger penis soup... The mountaineers like tiger penis in their butt.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 11:58 pm to cdupuy
How do you circumcise a West Virginia boy?
Kick his sister in the chin. :rimshot:
Kick his sister in the chin. :rimshot:
Posted on 9/23/11 at 12:00 am to cdupuy
I once visited a West Virginia movie store where i found the movie Deliverance under the Romantic comedy section!
Posted on 9/23/11 at 12:04 am to cdupuy
Has ANYONE actually seen a real live corndog at an LSU tailgate that wasn't there as a mocking thing to this meme? The meme was about Nebraska till I think an Auburn fan just replaced Nebraska with LSU and reposted it.
For those who don't know... we couldn't care less about corndogs. If we smell like anything it's bourbon and beer. How the hell could you not make hay with that over a food item we don't even eat.
You realize we cook some of the best food on the planet down here right? Every one of us knows how to make something badass for a big group of people that folks like WV fans would think is the greatest thing they put in their mouths since their grandpas cock. But I've personally never once seen ANYONE cooking a corndog down here. It would be like you cooking a frozen chicken pot pie or a TV dinner. Trust me, for us, we'd go hungry first.
For those who don't know... we couldn't care less about corndogs. If we smell like anything it's bourbon and beer. How the hell could you not make hay with that over a food item we don't even eat.
You realize we cook some of the best food on the planet down here right? Every one of us knows how to make something badass for a big group of people that folks like WV fans would think is the greatest thing they put in their mouths since their grandpas cock. But I've personally never once seen ANYONE cooking a corndog down here. It would be like you cooking a frozen chicken pot pie or a TV dinner. Trust me, for us, we'd go hungry first.
Posted on 9/23/11 at 12:05 am to mattchewbocca
Posted on 9/23/11 at 12:06 am to mattchewbocca
How many WV Hillbillies does it take to win 2 National Championships out of the SEC?
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In response to the last joke, I thought these were just good fun ribbing. If I thought it bothered you I wouldn't have posted it
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In response to the last joke, I thought these were just good fun ribbing. If I thought it bothered you I wouldn't have posted it
Posted on 9/23/11 at 12:10 am to MINRoadkill
It obviously doesn't bother us because it's just so absurd to anyone that's actually been down here.
A corndog?
For real?
Why not say cheerios or bratwurst. You'd be about as likely to find that.
A corndog?
For real?
Why not say cheerios or bratwurst. You'd be about as likely to find that.
Posted on 9/23/11 at 12:10 am to MINRoadkill
quote:
How many WV Hillbillies does it take to win 2 National Championships out of the SEC?
1
I don't get it.
Posted on 9/23/11 at 12:17 am to mattchewbocca
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