Tell da Troof Monday

LSU had the “better roster”, the “better coach” (LOL), were touchdown favorites at home, outgained them by almost 200 yards, led late in the third quarter, and had a chance to exorcise some demons in the last game in the annual rivalry. And what happens?

YOU PISS DOWN YOUR GOD DAMN LEG ONE MORE frickING TIME.

Great job beating up inferior opponents. You know who else did that? Brian Kelly.

The worst part? Ten years ago, this is a game that would haunt that team forever. Today? They stopped thinking about it the second they cranked up their Hellcats and G Wagons.

You pay one coach $56M to frick off and you pay another coach $92M to come in and win big games. You pay a DC head coaching money to make stops in big games and he can’t stop a damn nosebleed.

Two more chances for a big win against teams with a pulse. 7-5 is looking like the most likely outcome of this season. Brian Kelly would’ve done that this year.

“It’Z yEaR oNe ThOuGh!!!”

Brian Kelly beat a better Bama team with a worse roster in year one.

It’s time for Lane to stop chasing 20 year old blonds and start chasing signature dubs and prove to the world he isn’t James Franklin with a coke addiction.