Post a slumpbuster for Bear!

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If this works, it will have posted before every game till it don’t

I bet he'd poke the bear

Never played baseball, but when I was a younger man I got in a funk where I was just looking for anything with a pulse.

Tinder was new on the scene so I started swiping away, looking for anything that was available. Eventually, I match up with a lady who seemed like a good time and admittedly was looking for a friend with benefits type situation. We eventually decide to meet up and she came to my house to watch a game and my roommate looked outside the window as she was getting out of the car and started howling with laughter, then proceeded to go straight down to his room in the basement.

I open the door when she rang the doorbell, and she was probably 5’2 and 200 pounds.

Frustrated, I watch the game with her and then when I’m trying to wrap the night up, she took me to my room and proceeded to do things I never knew were possible.

I didn’t hit a walk off the next day, or play in any game, but the very next lady I met I ended up marrying. So that’s my slump buster story. Hopefully the bear can get on track tonight!

GEAUX TIGERS!

I'd jump on that grenade if it guaranteed a win