re: Police finds man dead during welfare check, steals his home

I’ve had squatters before. It can be a bitch because the cops call it a civil matter. Some are easy to get out but some aren’t. I haze the shite out of them. I’ve thrown a bucket of crickets in a house before and also tossed a mortar bomb in one. Try to sleep with 500 crickets chirping. It’s fun.