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Ode to Ole Miss
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:11 pm
I’m an Ole Miss Rebel and I still love Jim Crow,
My mother’s hooked on crystal meth and my sister is a ho.
I never met my father but this I know is true,
He had a Cajun accent and he played for LSU.
Laissez les bons temps rouler the Tiger faithful shout,
But here in Mississippi we don’t know what that’s about.
When their defense shuts our run game down and jars us to the bone,
Instead of whistling Dixie they’ll be singing Jolie Blond.
I had a dream the other night while I slept sound and fast,
I saw my girlfriend coming home from the football game at last.
Her breath smelled like cochon de lait and her panties were askew,
She said Ole Miss boys could learn some things from the men of LSU.
My mother’s hooked on crystal meth and my sister is a ho.
I never met my father but this I know is true,
He had a Cajun accent and he played for LSU.
Laissez les bons temps rouler the Tiger faithful shout,
But here in Mississippi we don’t know what that’s about.
When their defense shuts our run game down and jars us to the bone,
Instead of whistling Dixie they’ll be singing Jolie Blond.
I had a dream the other night while I slept sound and fast,
I saw my girlfriend coming home from the football game at last.
Her breath smelled like cochon de lait and her panties were askew,
She said Ole Miss boys could learn some things from the men of LSU.
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:17 pm to Missouri Waltz
This is the weirdest boner I’ve ever had
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:48 pm to Missouri Waltz
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Memphis s who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. One of my sisters lives in Jackson and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Tunica.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Parchman for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of dealing meth and fentanyl.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Brandon. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who goes to Ole Miss ?
Signed,
Worried about my reputation
Dear Worried,
Ole Miss? Yikes! I'd keep that one to myself.
I am a crack dealer in Memphis s who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. One of my sisters lives in Jackson and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Tunica.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Parchman for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of dealing meth and fentanyl.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Brandon. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who goes to Ole Miss ?
Signed,
Worried about my reputation
Dear Worried,
Ole Miss? Yikes! I'd keep that one to myself.
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