re: Dexter Mccluster

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Dexter Mccluster

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Rubs his taint finger under your nose.

Befriends LSU recruits on Facebook

watches twlight and will be at the new moon premier tonight

taught Bernie Madoff a few "accounting tricks"

hits on your mom really awkwardly

hooks up with his best friends ex-girlfriend two nights after they break up

votes no to quarter cent sales tax raises that go to supporting local firefighters...just 3 days after he was saved from a burning building

eats shiite for breakfast

not so! that's really sacreligious! he gave his testimony last wkend and is a great person on & off the field. you people are lame to bash mccluster. he is actually truly a good-hearted person who has been blessed to be a great player.- has nothing of the arrogance of tim tebow w/ his fake humility & holier-than-thou crap who paints proverbs under his eyes but won't talk to the media after the game when he sucks! go to youtube & type in "dexter mccluster's testimony".

and, i don't want to hear your bullshite backlash about being a damn bible belt baptist - i am a nonpracticing catholic in every sense of the word except when it comes to drinking - & then i practice!

sits to pee

lives vicariously through himself

doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he prefers Dos Equis