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re: Aggie Jokes
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:21 pm to Spaceball 1
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:21 pm to Spaceball 1
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
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Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:24 pm to DeafJam73
Not really a joke, just a true statement:
What is the only thing worst than male pom-poms?
Scream practice before the big game.
What is the only thing worst than male pom-poms?
Scream practice before the big game.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:28 pm to TIGERSby10
What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:29 pm to TIGERSby10
why did the aggie cross the road?
his dick was stuck in the chickens arse
his dick was stuck in the chickens arse
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:29 pm to TIGERSby10
Preparing for hurricane Rita.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:35 pm to TxTigerTrey
A "MAGGIE" comes home after her first semester of her senior season and says "Dad,I have some good news and some bad news,which do you want first?" The Dad responds "WELL THE BAD NEWS" Maggie says "I am pregnant". "YEAH, says the Dad"WHAT's the GOOD news!!!??"
Maggies says, " I don't think it's mine............"
Maggies says, " I don't think it's mine............"
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:35 pm to TxTigerTrey
Did you here that they found a skeleton in one of the closets at the aTm library?
Turns out he was the 1952 hide and go seek champion.
Turns out he was the 1952 hide and go seek champion.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:45 pm to rileytiger
There was an Aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
The Aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An Aggie."
The Aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie?"
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
The Aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An Aggie."
The Aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie?"
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:45 pm to rileytiger
Two Aggies bunk together at school and on a Sunday morning one decides he’s going to attend church. He leaves and is gone several hours. When he comes back he’s got 2 black eyes.
His roommate says to him, “Wow, what happened to you! I thought you were going to church.”
The other Aggie said, “I did go to church”.
His roommate looked confused. “But how did you get those 2 black eyes?”
“Well, it’s simple really. The church I decided to go to didn’t have air conditioning. So when the service got going, it was really hot in there and all of us were sweating up a storm. Then when we got up to sing the first hymn, I noticed the kinda big woman in front of me had her dress stuck up between her butt so I reached over and yanked it out!”
“Ohhhh,” said the Aggie roommate, “that explains one black eye, how’d you get the other one?”
“Well”, the beatup Aggie said, “After she hit me so hard I figured she must have wanted it there so I tucked it back in!”
His roommate says to him, “Wow, what happened to you! I thought you were going to church.”
The other Aggie said, “I did go to church”.
His roommate looked confused. “But how did you get those 2 black eyes?”
“Well, it’s simple really. The church I decided to go to didn’t have air conditioning. So when the service got going, it was really hot in there and all of us were sweating up a storm. Then when we got up to sing the first hymn, I noticed the kinda big woman in front of me had her dress stuck up between her butt so I reached over and yanked it out!”
“Ohhhh,” said the Aggie roommate, “that explains one black eye, how’d you get the other one?”
“Well”, the beatup Aggie said, “After she hit me so hard I figured she must have wanted it there so I tucked it back in!”
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:48 pm to TxTigerTrey
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:51 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
An Aggie student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty coed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the tired line "Where do y'all go to school?" The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The Aggie student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DO Y'ALL GO TO SCHOOL?"
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:51 pm to DeafJam73
the Aggies & the Cajuns were having a battle across the Sabine River.
The aggies would throw their grenades across, then we would pick em up, pull the pins, and throw em back.
I think thats the earliest joke I remember. Of any kind
The aggies would throw their grenades across, then we would pick em up, pull the pins, and throw em back.
I think thats the earliest joke I remember. Of any kind
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:53 pm to DeafJam73
thats good
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:55 pm to aldawg2323
quote:
The aggies would throw their grenades across, then we would pick em up, pull the pins, and throw em back.
I heard it was dynamite. The Cajuns would pick 'em up, light 'em, and throw 'em back over at the Aggies.
Either way
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:58 pm to CarRamrod
An Aggie decides to kill himself. He decides on hanging.
Goes to a park to do the deed.
Next morning a guy walking his dog sees the Ag hanging off a branch, alive.
Asks the Aggie, what he is doing. aggie responds, " killing myself"
Man says, " you have the rope around your waist, to hang yourself it needs to be around your neck"
Aggie responds, " I tried that, but couldn't breathe for shite"
Aggie boosters are on a 747 that crashes in a graveyard in College Station. Aggie officials have now recovered 4000 bodies.
Goes to a park to do the deed.
Next morning a guy walking his dog sees the Ag hanging off a branch, alive.
Asks the Aggie, what he is doing. aggie responds, " killing myself"
Man says, " you have the rope around your waist, to hang yourself it needs to be around your neck"
Aggie responds, " I tried that, but couldn't breathe for shite"
Aggie boosters are on a 747 that crashes in a graveyard in College Station. Aggie officials have now recovered 4000 bodies.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:01 pm to tigerfoot
Did you hear about the Aggie Kamikaze pilot???
He flew 17 missions!
He flew 17 missions!
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:04 pm to Skip13
Why did the Aggie get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector?
He kept throwing out all the W&W's!
He kept throwing out all the W&W's!
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:05 pm to Skip13
so this guy walks into a bar and says "i've got the greatest aggie joke ever, and i can't wait to tell it!"
bartender says "hold on, let me warn you. you see that monster over there shooting pool? he was a defensive end for the aggies. and look at that giant over there playing darts. he was a power forward. and that guy at the end of the bar, he was the A&M tae kwan do champ for 4 years and is a 9th degree black belt."
guy says "thanks. i definitely shouldn't tell my aggie joke here."
"intimiated?" asked the bartender.
"no, i just wanna avoid having to explain it 3 times."
bartender says "hold on, let me warn you. you see that monster over there shooting pool? he was a defensive end for the aggies. and look at that giant over there playing darts. he was a power forward. and that guy at the end of the bar, he was the A&M tae kwan do champ for 4 years and is a 9th degree black belt."
guy says "thanks. i definitely shouldn't tell my aggie joke here."
"intimiated?" asked the bartender.
"no, i just wanna avoid having to explain it 3 times."
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:10 pm to oilfieldtiger
Did you hear about the aggie at the stop sign?
He's still there.
He's still there.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:10 pm to Skip13
Two Aggies go hunting. They come across a stunning blonde sunbathing in the nude. The blond says " Hi boys. I'm game." So they shot her.
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