re: Aggie Jokes

One year a great Aggie leader was born. He decided to raise an army of 5000 loyal Aggie soldiers and invade Louisiana and kill all of the Cajuns. So this commander trains his army for 6 months until they are honed to a fine edge, then begins his invasion.

When they get to the Sabine River, the Aggie commander looks across the river and sees a friendly little Cajun standing on a small hill and waving and smiling at him. So he picks his very best soldier and tells him to swim the river,kill the Cajun and then report back. His soldier swims the river and starts up the hill. As he does so, the friendly Cajun disappears down the other side of the hill and the Aggie follows him.

After waiting for 30 mins and his soldier does not report back, the Commander takes his army across the river, over the hill to the other side and find his soldier dead. He then looks at the next hill and there is that same little friendly Cajun waving and smiling at him. Quite angry at his soldiers lack of succcess, the Aggie commander sends 25 men to kill the little Cajun. Same story, 25 men disappear over the hill and do not come back. Aggie commander marches his army over there and find 25 dead Aggie soldiers.

Again he looks over to the next hill and sees the same friendly Cajun waving and smiling at him. Now absolutely livid with anger, the commander sends half of his army to kill the friendly Cajun and they too disappear over the hill and do not come back. So the commander marches over the hill and sees the most terrible looking battlefield you can imagine laying before him, where all of his soldiers lay dead except 1, who is mortally wounded. The commander grabs the mortally wounded soldier by the collar and says "son, please quickly tell us what is happening before you die". The wounded soldier, with his last dying gasp, says "Commander, go back to Texas - it is a trap - there are 2 of them!"