Why was the gymnastics recruiting thread anchored?

Gymnastics is like "Fried Tabasco Frog Legs" on the appetizer menu, some folks are crazy enough to pay top price for 'em before paying $200 for aperitifs, entrees and gustatory-after-dinner-drinks.

LSU has this Ole Gal who has been around since Dalrymple played, never really won shiiite until last 3 years and we are supposed to be impressed. There are so many shiny outfits, pelvic thrusts and chest bumping the ole hag, how can you resist! Act like you like it. Expect hag to die any day, like Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Girls just like to have fun, with a caveat!!