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re: TulaneLSU's electric lawn mower review after four years of use
Posted on 8/10/23 at 9:42 am to TigerFanatic99
Posted on 8/10/23 at 9:42 am to TigerFanatic99
Friend,
I was up early cutting two neighbor's yards. This yard, composed of Saint Augustine of Hippo sod, is owned by a lovely septuagenarian whose husband died about ten years ago and was paying $60 each week for yard service. Last month I fertilized it with a fertilizer that had a significant amount of cow manure in it. She was unhappy about it and called me to complain, "What did you put in my yard? It stinks!" I explained it to her and that as soon as it rained the smell would subside. A month later, I must say it was just the right fertilizer her yard needed, as it has never looked so good.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
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This thread really lacks value without pictures.
I was up early cutting two neighbor's yards. This yard, composed of Saint Augustine of Hippo sod, is owned by a lovely septuagenarian whose husband died about ten years ago and was paying $60 each week for yard service. Last month I fertilized it with a fertilizer that had a significant amount of cow manure in it. She was unhappy about it and called me to complain, "What did you put in my yard? It stinks!" I explained it to her and that as soon as it rained the smell would subside. A month later, I must say it was just the right fertilizer her yard needed, as it has never looked so good.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
This post was edited on 8/10/23 at 9:45 am
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Posted on 8/13/23 at 7:32 am to TulaneLSU
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my no-fee yard service.
Maaaaaaaan,
lemme tell you somethin’
Ya know what you are?
Ya know?
You somethin’ else.
I mean, dude
Brah
Come oooooooooon
She doesn’t ask for much. But the one thing she axes ya fuh, ONE THING!
You know what bra
Ya know what you got?
Ya got some kinduh nerve, man
Your poor mother
Buyin’ ya Sam’s pizzas
Has ya flyin around on her dime, vacationin’! Touring the campus of a school ya couldn’t finish one little degree, eatin ice cream, makin top tens of SIGNS!!
Fuh Gawd’s sake, man
GET ya A DAMN JOB
DO IT!
FOR YOUR POOR, BEAUTIFUL MOTHER. SHE WOULD BE SO PROUD.
It would make her so happy. Please, seriously. Knock off all this shite with mowing yards, eatin Dominoes $7.99 one large one topping, the comparative cost benefit analysis of Snow crab legs, driving to Houston to make groceries, pretending your Siskel, or Ebert, and everything else other than finding a job like ya’ mutha already done told ya.
Ya undustand?
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