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Posted by MrPappagiorgio
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:21 am to
A FIRE ZOMG!!
Posted by Skywalker
St. George
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.


Fire.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:21 am to
i posted another one.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:36 am to
And as long as you don't read any of the other posts, Maxwell, have fun with the new riddle.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:40 am to
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
Posted by Devious
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:42 am to
From a lack of water...like you said, idiot. Why ask a question you already answered?
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41124 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:44 am to
dehydration
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39734 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:46 am to
i didn't come up with it, i'm just copying them from a website. i guess the question is what were they, but that kinda gives it away.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:54 am to
Are Jack and Jill fish?







Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
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79329 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:55 am to
Is your sig quote from someone in this thread?
This post was edited on 7/12/11 at 8:56 am
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39734 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:55 am to
yep, they're fish.

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
Posted by Devious
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:56 am to
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39734 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Is your sig quote from someone in this thread?



This post was edited on 7/12/11 at 8:57 am
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:58 am to
I remember one from the 60's TV show that went something like:

There are 3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39734 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:59 am to
dang, that's a tough one....
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 7/12/11 at 9:00 am to
Well, I guess I was wondering if you pulled it from here. If you did, I was going to retire from the Batman thread.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39734 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 9:03 am to
they threw one over board and it made the boat a "cigarette lighter".
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79329 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 9:03 am to
You Googled
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4600 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 9:04 am to
No more calls please. We have a winner
Posted by Devious
Elitist
Member since Dec 2010
29396 posts
Posted on 7/12/11 at 9:05 am to
You said you were retiring from the GB yesterday...back to M/TV. What are you waiting on?
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