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Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:21 am to finchmeister08
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:21 am to finchmeister08
A FIRE ZOMG!!
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:21 am to MadMaxwell
quote:
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
Fire.
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:36 am to finchmeister08
And as long as you don't read any of the other posts, Maxwell, have fun with the new riddle.
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:40 am to sicboy
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:42 am to finchmeister08
From a lack of water...like you said, idiot. Why ask a question you already answered?
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:46 am to Devious
i didn't come up with it, i'm just copying them from a website. i guess the question is what were they, but that kinda gives it away.
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:54 am to finchmeister08
Are Jack and Jill fish?

Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:55 am to Devious
Is your sig quote from someone in this thread?
This post was edited on 7/12/11 at 8:56 am
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:55 am to sicboy
yep, they're fish.
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:56 am to sicboy
quote:
Is your sig quote from someone in this thread?
This post was edited on 7/12/11 at 8:57 am
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:58 am to sicboy
I remember one from the 60's TV show that went something like:
There are 3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
There are 3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
Posted on 7/12/11 at 8:59 am to MadMaxwell
dang, that's a tough one....
Posted on 7/12/11 at 9:00 am to Devious
Well, I guess I was wondering if you pulled it from here. If you did, I was going to retire from the Batman thread.
Posted on 7/12/11 at 9:03 am to MadMaxwell
they threw one over board and it made the boat a "cigarette lighter". 
Posted on 7/12/11 at 9:04 am to finchmeister08
No more calls please. We have a winner
Posted on 7/12/11 at 9:05 am to sicboy
You said you were retiring from the GB yesterday...back to M/TV. What are you waiting on?
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