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re: FBD: Game Day Rest in Peace Tigers
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:15 am to tduecen
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:15 am to tduecen
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Blue like the sky and the color of my eyes
I had blue balls the other day at my swim practice. There are some attractive females......very fast swimmers......as are mine......one girl that swims in my lane is 4'11 80lbs of pure hotness.......the pool goes still when she gets out after the workout......but she's no high climber with......well......she actually married the son of the top defense lawyer in Dallas......his name is Buck......who names their kid Buck?.....Don't get me wrong, I Love Buck Owens......but hr had a red, white and BLUE guitar.
..
.
.see how easy that is?
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:18 am to Zappas Stache
I had blue balls but that is because she was thinking she was pregnant and well I was just sitting there wondering and then one time I thought I was lucky but she passed out in the bathroom first
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:19 am to tduecen
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Now I want to look when mine was bottled
It's right in the front... feb 24, 2017
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:20 am to tduecen
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I had blue balls but that is because she was thinking she was pregnant and well I was just sitting there wondering and then one time I thought I was lucky but she passed out in the bathroom first
Bravo.....its easy to be a poet......the pay ain't great though....
.but there are some hairy chicks that dig it.
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:22 am to Zappas Stache
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I had blue balls the other day at my swim practice. There are some attractive females......very fast swimmers......as are mine......one girl that swims in my lane is 4'11 80lbs of pure hotness.......the pool goes still when she gets out after the workout......but she's no high climber with......well......she actually married the son of the top defense lawyer in Dallas......his name is Buck......who names their kid Buck?.....Don't get me wrong, I Love Buck Owens......but hr had a red, white and BLUE guitar.
..
.
.see how easy that is?

Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:25 am to Zappas Stache
I enjoy poetry... Taylor Mali, Suli Breaks, etc
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:29 am to tduecen
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enjoy poetry... Taylor Mali, Suli Breaks, etc
Rod Mcewan is more my style......its pretty......my mom loved it.......and that's my touchstone on femininnnn....I...Itt....y.....she taught me to be a sensitive male....mmmmmMbop.
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:29 am to Zappas Stache
Taylor Mali is a teacher, your wife may like it
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:35 am to RonFNSwanson
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5BD
5th.....?...…is that a metric system count?
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:41 am to Zappas Stache
You never cease to amaze me
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:43 am to RonFNSwanson
I do it for people like you.......and Noeasy.....whereyat?
NND
NND
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:49 am to Zappas Stache
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NND
Is that Swedish?
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:54 am to Zappas Stache
I do it for people like you.......and Noeasy.....whereyat?
NND
No glass?
NND
No glass?
Posted on 9/17/17 at 12:55 am to RonFNSwanson
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Is that Swedish?
Just play along......the swedes ain't bad.....I have a Swedish bud that went to see rev. Horton heat a couple days ago......he elected to descend into the mosh pit and now he is in a boot......gotta respect that......he can recite metric volumes in his consumption totals.
This post was edited on 9/17/17 at 1:02 am
Posted on 9/17/17 at 1:05 am to RonFNSwanson
This beer is kicking my arse
Posted on 9/17/17 at 1:07 am to RonFNSwanson
Except hr may be the most capitolost person I know. He spends most of his life in the air.....schmoosing rich people to buy his planes...hebjas an expense account that allows him to eat at all the best places in the world......today he is in Mozambique.....tomorrow in Singapore.....next day in st Petersburg........he is a commie like me......but he plays the game.....like me....and you.
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