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re: FBD: Ain't Got shite to Do Edition

Posted on 6/16/13 at 1:30 am to
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 1:30 am to
The mini bar in my hotel room has an "intimacy kit"...in case you were wondering

Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43209 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 1:50 am to
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an "intimacy kit"...


Peppermint chiclets, Vaseline, hand wipes and a cigar? I love those classy ho- tells.

Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43209 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 1:53 am to

8BD. Zappa Dust...over carbed......bitch.....

Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43209 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 1:57 am to
Shits off. Crappy brewer....but he has pretty hands and a beautiful.....Caruso like singing voice.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43209 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:06 am to
Gotta Tetu this shitty, over carbed Zappa Dust. I want my money back......I'm looking for investors in a nano brewery.......100k will get me there and let you brag to your golf buddies.......,,
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43209 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:14 am to
8BD Zappa Dust....perfectly carbed.......100k......50k.....and I could probably stop my drinkin...


But I don't believe I will.

Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18883 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:14 am to
Who's doing your quality control? You need to fire their arse
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43209 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:17 am to
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Who's doing your quality control? You need to fire their arse


A drunk stoner. I fired him but he won't leave. And he just drinks all the product.......25k.......I could make it work with the new Texas laws.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43209 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 3:16 am to
Anybody see the moon tonight? Almost a perfect half moon low in the western sky. We had some clouds that obscured the bottom half at one point and the moon looked like a shark fin. Driving home is was mesmerizing . I think I'll stay with you tonight my love..........it would suck to have polio.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43209 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 3:31 am to
9BD Zappa Dust....purrrrrfectly carbed..


I miss you when you're gone.......

Apparently....according to my SO....I have no sense as to when people are ready to stop drinking and for us to leave. I was talking to the so called man and he was ok......hmmmmm......I guess don't invite me over. I'm a ......well.....you all know me.........would you invite me over if your whole extended family was coming the the next day and expecting smoked meats. The dude never mentioned that as I was surveying the drainage patterns on his property and giving him arborological advice on leaning pecan trees. Not a clue.

This post was edited on 6/16/13 at 3:44 am
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 10:22 am to
Zappa got weird alone on a Saturday night. Color me shocked
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